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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 09:52 PM       
I like the peanut butter sammitch ones. Dipped in cranberry juice, but that's just me.

My mom used to freeze them to discourage us from gorging ourselves on them, but that just trained us to prefer them cold.
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 10:30 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 10:48 PM       
does anyone else here find it extremely obnoxious when people refer to the US as America?
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 11:26 PM       
I suppose you want to change the lyrics to the national anthem as well.
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 11:32 PM       
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 11:37 PM       
It's America. I think it's pompous to call it the United States. As though it's the only group of united regions in the world.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 12:34 AM       
But America is a continent. Wouldn't that offend other Americans living in other parts not in the USA?

We should just call it, Mexico and Canada's DMZ Buffer Zone.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 12:47 AM       
Hey, it was America first. Everyone else opted out. Or got killed.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 02:30 AM       
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I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 02:31 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 03:08 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 03:34 AM       
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I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.
Who cares what other people call us. Part of being American is self entitlement to do whatever the fuck we want. I'm sure South America and Canada are gonna put up a fight.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 04:35 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 04:48 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 05:31 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 05:41 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 06:55 AM       
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I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.
Seppos? WTF?
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 08:00 AM       
Yeah I have heard of all of those except seppos. So I do what I always do when I am baffled by slang, I turn to the urban dictionary

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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 08:26 AM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 09:03 AM       
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DAYTON, Ohio -- Police in Dayton were called to the Tim Horton's restaurant on Patterson Road Thursday morning after a customer reportedly assaulted an employee over the lack of sprinkle doughnuts.The employee told police that a customer came to the drive-through and become enraged when told that there were no sprinkle doughnuts currently available. According to police, the driver pulled around to the drive-through window and started to curse at the employee, and reportedly grabbed the headset off his head and threw it across the restaurant.Police said the driver fled the scene, but was later tracked down. The driver now faces assault and menacing charges.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 09:32 AM       
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I think that's the problem. What else do you call them? United Staters and Statesiders were the two prominent ones from a poll that I remember from a few years ago. Seppos was third, Yank was probably fourth.
The politically correct people just call us US citizens, I don't see why that's not good enough.

most people already call us the US, just like they call the United Kingdom the UK. It's way less pompous/arrogant than America.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 09:34 AM       
Somehow I've gotten through a lifetime here without referring to it as much of anything. This is also my strategy for nebulous "call me ___" situations when I feel uncomfortable doing so.

I think of the name situation as arbitrary and inflammatory, like correcting someone's misspeak when everyone knew what they meant.
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Old Jan 15th, 2011, 10:25 AM       
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