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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 09:53 AM       
Some spambot just posted "Wear your children warm and lovely with Australia", as a thread title. I thought pram was back.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 11:08 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 05:01 PM       
i'd like to beat up billy corgan.


so i was in line at a store and the conversation between the clerk and the man in front of me included the word "illegals" so i automatically tuned it out entirely. apparently in doing so i missed something.

she rings me up, saying "don't you think it would be fun?"
"what?"
"to shoot obama with a bb gun."
"... no. no, i don't think so."
"what? why not?"
"... 12 dollars, here you go." i hand her some moneys.
she gives me change, saying "shoot, that's where i'd be if i weren't here."

fortunately you'll always be here.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 05:06 PM       


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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 05:35 PM       
GROCER WANTS TO PUT OBAMAS EYE OUT
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 06:20 PM       
I got kicked out of a pool place for making a scene. I beat some guy in a game. (I'm terrible at pool so he must have been horrible) And then I shouted "I'm the wiz! Nobody beats me!" and strutted like the wiz. They came up and told me I'd have to leave. I guess he was a regular or something and they thought I was shaming him. I have no idea.

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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 06:23 PM       


im gonnado that sometime i poolshark somebody and see if i get kicked out
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 06:34 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 11:17 PM       
That's awesome. I want to do that.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 11:24 PM       
I do stupid shit all the time when I win at my regular pool hall. But the place was closed during the day so I went to some place I didn't know.

This place was worse than my normal one though since the one I go to usually is free pool as long as you order something. This one I had to pay for the table.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 11:35 PM       
The last game of pool I played my opposition was as shit as me, and we were taking so long that we had to make house rules where you could use the big end of the stick and everyone got three shots in a row.
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 02:18 AM       
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE PARTAKEN IN A ROUND OF SNOOKER
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 01:41 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 04:47 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 09:27 PM       
This has been a decent evening's entertainment:

WishbookWeb- archived Christmas catalogs.
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 10:20 PM       
you are very easily entertained.
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 08:17 AM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 08:48 AM       
Nott-dry.
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 09:17 AM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 09:34 AM       
I was laughing at the faces in the 80's catalogs, though.
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 10:02 AM       
It was all exactly as ugly as I remembered it.
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Old Oct 19th, 2011, 10:31 AM       
know what word i like a lot?

monongahela.
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