X versus Y, who would win?

[MattJack]

JUST BECAUSE ROG IS TOO THIN TO EAT MORE THAN THREE BOWLS OF CEREAL BEFORE HE ENTERS A DIABETIC COMA

LIKE I SAID HE"S TOO THIN TO EAT TOO MUCH CEREAL

BURN

[Misdemonar]

BOO BERRY BECAUSE ROG HAS TINY GIRL MUSCLES

[McClain]

Fuck v Shit
I think Fuck would beat the shit out of Shit. Fuck would fuck some shit up and Shit would be fucked.

P.S. I just won this thread. Now GTFO everyone.

[Wiffle Bat]

Willy Wonka vs Candyman

[Big McLargehuge]

Y is both a consonant and a vowel where as X is only a consonant and a rarely used one at that. But X is a "voiceless velar fricative" in the IPA which sounds like an awesome job and all Y is is a "close front rounded vowel". X is that guy you know, nobody knows what he does but somehow he always has money. He travels and smokes cigarettes drinks porto from the bottle. Stays where ever and gets laid a lot. Y has a family to feed, no nonsense. He has an important job and is well respected in his community, you can count on Y, also his wife is frigid. By every societal standard Y is winning but why then God is he so unhappy?

[Big McLargehuge]

Y=
X=

[executioneer]

oh man that picture is kinda nsfw man-bush

[Big McLargehuge]

i demand somebody with photoshop chops replaces devandra's bush with willie's beard.

[executioneer]

or vice versa

edit: ?

[Big McLargehuge]

:EEK

[executioneer]

WHOOPS

[Dixie]

OMG!