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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 06:39 AM        The ark of covenant found?
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=82226

Archeologist Vendyl Jones claims he knows where the ark is hidden and the ark will be brought to public on August 14.
Personally, I think this is a load of crap, but we'll see.
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 06:40 AM       
Jeez, everybody knows it's in storage under Washington DC, right?

I mean come on! They show it to you!
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 06:47 AM       
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/131778.stm

Another news source.
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 09:32 AM       
Loads of crap.
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 10:01 AM       
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/131778.stm

Another news source.
Oh damn. Didn't look at the date on this one.
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 10:11 AM       
DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!!!
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 11:46 AM       
I knew this stupid guy who was obsessed with the ark of the covenant. We all sort of laughed at him while he discussed his thesis for another ground breaking book on the ark of the covenant. He kept trying to talk like he knew who the Knight Templars and the Masons were. It killed me. I was so drunk and stoned, and his face sort of looked like a rabbit that was beaten alot as a bunny.
"WELL YOU SEE MY THEORY IS THAT THE ARK OF THE COVENANT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN TO MODERN DAY LEADERS AND THAT IS WHY THEY ARE LEADERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IN FACT THATS WHAT POWERS THEIR NUCLEAR MISSILES YOU SEE THEY WONT TELL YOU THIS BUT THE ARK IS REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF PLUTONIUM SO THEY ARE USING GOD'S JUSTICE TO DESTROY THE EVIL NATIONS OF THE WORLD SEE?"
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Old Jul 29th, 2005, 02:49 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 02:48 PM       
You guys totally missed the boat on this one. Indiana Jones and the nazis already found it jeez
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 03:42 PM       
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An unnamed Kabbalist has granted blessing to famed archeologist Dr. Vendyl Jones to uncover the Holy Ark of the Covenant. Jones plans to excavate the Lost Ark by the Tisha B’Av Fast this summer.
This is Dr. Jones.
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