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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 10:40 AM        NEW ARTICLE: "THE GRINCH WHO SCALPED XMAS!"
Having trouble getting your hands on that toy that everybody wants this season? You're not alone. Here's Proto's new rant about holiday scalpers!


NEW ARTICLE: "THE GRINCH WHO SCALPED CHRISTMAS!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/grinch-scalped.php

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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 10:45 AM       
This is also a really bad case with vinyl records. More notably anyhting with screen/custom printing, picture discs (Which have suck quality), and colored records (Which all have inferior quality to old 180g black vinyls.

But that's not the point. I never was too much for scalping. A few months back I recently played Metal Gear Solid 2. And did I miss out? Fuck no. It was still a fun game to play and quite a laugh. I can wait while everyone else goes broke.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 11:31 AM       
Does it come avaliable on tape? Down a few shots of rum.. listen to proto ramble on about nothing .. now that would be worth buying!
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 11:34 AM       
But you're too late, for it's already sold out. Article limited to 32 copies on Swirly HTML.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 11:43 AM       
wow.. yeah.. myn was still alot more funny then yours!!
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 12:54 PM       
i laughed......good one Proto.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
The Jesus quote was fucking awesome.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 05:59 PM       
I must agree!
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 07:49 PM       
This was so funny it made me fall out of my chair with laughter.

My friends agree: Protoclown deserves to win a whole BUCKET of internets.
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Old Dec 12th, 2006, 10:46 PM       
Usually these are a tad longwinded, but this was pretty good.
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