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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 02:48 AM        NEW SHORT: "SPIDER-MAN WEB SPLASHERS!"
Our 2nd Spider-Man "Shorts" piece in a row? I guess I-Mockery's Spidey sense is tingling big-time right now. Well anywho, Protoclown's latest Shorts piece covers the awfully bad, yet hilarious) Spider-Man Web Splashers toys which send our web-slingin' hero exactly where he doesn't belong: underwater.


NEW SHORT: "SPIDER-MAN WEB SPLASHERS!" -by Protoclown
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 03:08 AM       
I've seen the products of this series back in late 90s

local kids tried to play with these and boy did they splash web!

Lol @ aquablast spidey, how the fuck does he walk with that thing? Oh yeah, superpowers...
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 09:23 AM       
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I had Tonnes of these. The last one was the coolest one, but mine came with the backpack and a black and red spidey, not the one that looks like a gay hockey player. i had the hydro man toy too but he sucked and didn't do anything so he met a violent end in the roto-tiller, as did the carnage toy it was more of a shoddy bust.
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 10:21 AM       
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Lawl. Didn't they have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle splashers line? I remember getting a "extreme volleyball player Donatello who squirts water through his teeth" toy for my birthday one year.
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 10:30 AM       
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Is it just me, or does this Spidey look kind of like a gay construction worker?
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Having mutated into living rock candy, Carnage says "Let's take a swim!" and decides to face Spider-Man on underwater turf that they're equally unfamiliar with.
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He even comes with an ejaculating butt pump!
Bastard christ this was a funny article. I started thinking "How about an article on crappy toy vehicles, like Spider-Man's super buggy!" but that just wouldn't be as funny or challenging to do.
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 12:11 PM       
It looked like Sea Hunter Spidey had an AQUA BEARD!
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 03:32 PM       
hahaha, deep sea doc ock.
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Old Jan 15th, 2007, 10:50 PM       
I enjoyed the article, and agree that Doctor Octopus looks like something from "He-Man".

Also, Hydro Man actually kind of fits, because he's made of water, and can also control it.
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