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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 03:40 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 05:33 PM       
The Reaver from Soul Reaver.
The plank with a nail in it in Silent hill 2
A small chunk of glass from Manhunt (anything that can take down piggsy is cool by me)
The stake gun from Painkiller
Viral gun from infected
The anthrax filled cow head, sycthe, boomerang machete, gasoline, shovel, and Urine from Postal 2 Apocalypse Weekend!
The Portal Gun from Portal
Any weapon in TF2
The crowbar and gravity gun of HL2
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Old Jan 12th, 2008, 07:42 PM       
Anything that has graced Duke Nukem's hands.
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Old Jan 13th, 2008, 10:17 PM       
Doom 3 - shotgun obvious, plus I modded mine with flashlight. The BFG 9000 also is pretty fun to shoot, and makes you feel invincible. The chainsaw, I just love going through monsters with them not being able to get out of the way.

GTA Vice City & San Andreas - katana is fun to cut heads off. Mini Cannon very fun to see all the vehicles get destroyed, leveling everything in a radius, also it sounds so cool when you fire it. Tear gas is the best, because you can just make people hesitate and then kill them, or just make a run for it. But the best of all is the Desert Eagle it is just has so much stopping power.

Fable - the battle axe with fire augment. It works and looks cool.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 11:27 AM       
For me it's Wirt's Wooden Leg on Diablo 2 (not Wirt's Other Leg on Warcraft 3, which doesn't do anything but add some bonuses). You get to bash thick-scaled monsters with a prosthesis from a dead kid.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 12:29 PM       
Haha I forgot about that thing
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 01:10 PM       
Most of the ammo from Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath was pretty neat, but the chippunks stand out. Not many games have ammunition meant to annoy your enemy.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
the Flame Whip in Castlevania II.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 03:21 PM       
Silenced P-90 with Extended Magazine in Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare.
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
that satellite gun in gears of wars
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Old Jan 15th, 2008, 05:36 PM       
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that satellite gun in gears of wars
Hammer of Dawn.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 03:43 PM       
My personal favorites are:
The crissagrim from Castlevainia: Symphony of the night
The can of gas and matches from Postal 2
The shotgun with cat silencer from Postal 2
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 03:52 PM       
The Sword of Dawn from SOTN was pretty weak, but spawning archers, knights, and mages with it to do your bidding was a cool idea.
Also, the rocket launcher from Halo 2 cause you could lock onto vehicles with it.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 08:40 PM       
Definitely the shotgun from half life two and up. Not the most innovative weapon, but still shit useful.
the gravity gun rocked, too.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
Dig Dug's lil air pump.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
Boogermans boogers and farts. Really, when your flatulance and nose goblins can kill people, you're just awesome.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 05:08 PM       
The Pancor Jackhammer from Fallout Tactics.
Greatest shotgun ever.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 10:43 AM       
Arcanum: 2-handed sword if you're playing an ogre with really high strength. You could chop fuckin' bears in half with it! Literally in half! How cool is that?
Medieval 2: Total War: Elephant Artillery. Okay, I never really got to use them, but come on, cannons mounted on elephants? Damn, that just kicks pure ass. (Okay, basically that's a unit, but gimme a break)
Can't think of anything else right now.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 11:32 AM       
a wet noodle in that bobobo gameboy game
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:09 AM       
The hammer from Donkey Kong.
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Old Jan 30th, 2008, 11:30 AM       
Bo Jackson from Tecmo Bowl. Coming in at a close second would have to be Michael Vick from Madden 2005.
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Old Jan 30th, 2008, 11:48 AM       
Oh man, Home Run Bat from the Smash Bros. games.

The scream sound effect when you send some poor bastard flying into oblivion is still shit satisfying.
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Old Jan 30th, 2008, 05:01 PM       
Shadow Warrior's sword. Slicesliceswoosh
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 11:17 PM       
The best weapon ever is the LONGEVITY of this thread I don't even remember starting. I beat the internet and all of you fags that don't thing the shotgun from DOOM isnt the best weapon ever.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 07:25 AM       
PEGGY HILL'S WHOOPIN' PADDLE

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