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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:50 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:52 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 04:59 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 05:46 PM       
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 11:56 PM       
I've never been called an alpha male till now. I don't think he knows what it means.

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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.
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Old Apr 11th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
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Did I promise tattoos again


Hang on, what was it? I'll be near a scanner on monday
Hahaha, I totally meant G W Tits. instead of Gx2 Tats
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:00 AM       
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Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's 'casting aspersions on our marriage' and that 'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here, and Milhouse backwards is the young upstart who needs to be put across my knee. Pricks'

I lol'ed.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:12 AM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:17 AM       
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Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's "casting aspersions on our marriage"
does that make you aspies
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:20 AM       
I randomly came down with a fever at work, which sparked a major vertigo attack. I realized something was very wrong when the deli slicer started vibrating in my vision. Now I've been pretty much immobile in my bed. Fun times.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 03:08 AM       
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<3

I'm working a morning shift today sadly, but my manager is coming back from vacation, and she bakes for us on a regular basis. I'm hoping she remembers and brings me something special <3

I got into my first argument with a customer yesterday, though. He was some old man who didn't understand what the fuck he wanted ("I want a thing for my blackberry for when I'm in the car. It's a $95 thing you guys just came out with! I read it in Consumer Reports!") I was explaining to him that we only have two options to take calls with a phone (earbuds with a mic or a bluetooth headset) but he was old and cranky and told me I was "a real shitty salesman."

"Actually, sir, I'm a demonstration specialist. And employee of the month".

Fuck old people
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 07:42 AM       
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I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 09:06 AM       
Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 09:15 AM       
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<3

I'm working a morning shift today sadly, but my manager is coming back from vacation, and she bakes for us on a regular basis. I'm hoping she remembers and brings me something special <3

"It's a $95 thing you guys just came out with! I read it in Consumer Reports!")
I used to hate people who came in like that. People who read the farmers almanac were annoying too.

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I went to the gym yesterday so I'm nominating myself dominating everybody else.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 09:29 AM       
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And that wins the award for post of the year intended for an audience of one
And I'm glad the "one" appreciated it.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 09:32 AM       
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'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here ...'
I think Pub should have something to say about that.
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I['m] more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list.
You make my list, for what that's worth.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 10:45 AM       
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Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?
Well, considering there's a substantial percentage of basement-dwellers... It'd be a pretty lop sided match.
But we all know the real alpha male
Spoilers!
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:01 PM       
I WOULD be all smug about these IRL alpha male shenanigans if it weren't for the fact that Chojin is well on his way to being @#$!ing ripped like Hugh Jackman
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 12:02 PM       
I'D BACK WILLIE UP, THOUGH

HIT CHOJIN WITH A 2 x 4 SPLATTERHOUSE STYLE WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING, SEE IF THAT WORKED
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 01:02 PM       
I may be wiry but I have a very high pain threshold. I think it would be between Chojin and 10k though.
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 01:02 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2011, 01:25 PM       
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