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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 08:31 AM        butterflies.
i get them every single time i know i'm going to see my new boyfriend. i can't eat, either...and i also have a hard time sleeping the night before. i got it pretty bad.
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 08:33 AM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 03:05 PM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 07:07 PM       
listen, i spent the last year and a half of my marriage dreading the fact that i had to come home to someone who made me anxious, sad and sick to my stomach. it's nice to be treated like a lady again and feel all love gushy over someone.

sosuckit, kahl.
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
You stayed with someone who made you feel like that for a year and a half?
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 04:25 PM       
The years before that were "not that bad" right up to even "feeling pretty rad" in places.

Sometimes the good things come back? At least that is the hope.
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 04:32 PM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 04:52 PM       
i was married. i had a kid. i tried like hell to make it work. some of it was rad, but most of it was suck and that is the darn truth.

that being said, NEVER A-FUCKING-GAIN, DAMMIT. NEVER.
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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 06:44 AM       
^Lol

And good for you Glowbelly. I still get butterflies too.
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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
You gained a kid. That counts for something
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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 04:10 PM       
There is this girl at Miss Tiddlywinks toy store that gives me butterflies.
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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 04:29 PM       
Is it Miss Tiddlywinks herself?
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Old May 3rd, 2009, 04:07 PM       
congratulations and all but i dont see why you should post that in loveline and not expect someone to roll their eyes at you.

I'm still rollin em' and I think that they are probably moths, not butterflies.
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Old May 5th, 2009, 11:55 PM       
i'm sorry, kahl. i'll go post something vulgar and pointless and then cry about how i lost my one true love and how can i get him back oh god somebody please tell me rape will work.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 12:30 AM       
Well, I am happy that you are happy, however momentary that happiness is.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 02:35 PM       
- Fathom Zero, tired old man.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 02:58 PM       
I've always been this old, sir.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 03:07 PM       
or you could just be normal and not talk about stupid shit that nobody cares about ;o
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Old May 6th, 2009, 09:51 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2009, 09:53 PM       
glow was logged in as me
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Old May 6th, 2009, 10:19 PM       


All i know is if y our silly ass saw some young girl posting about her love on loveline you'd, in earnest bitterness, say something like, "YOUR STUOPID NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE GO AWAY" and probably say something about how when you were in relationships you had feelings in some way superior to butterflies. Or that butterflies don't exist.


and fuck you for using someone else's account. Pussy. I wish I had a hat just so I could put it on. Good day sir.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 11:27 AM       
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Old May 13th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
i know kahl cares about undies ( the lacy undies <3 ) but heres more things kahl doesn't care about ( children <3 )

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