NEEDS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

[The Cosmic Fool!]

it's like a crippled dog you just want to shoot to put it out of it's misery...

[Guildencrantz]

you know sometimes I wish I was a sexy goth chick.

I was going to be a sexy goth chick, but I realize don't care enough to keep up such a charade in truth I have a pulsating penis and I am fairly sure that rosenstern has seen it and can atest to that fact.

You make this shit too easy womti

[Womti]

glad to be of service^_^

[Guildencrantz]

if it makes you feal any better I honestly and truely am a goth chick on the inside, now weather or not I am a sexy one is up to your descression

Is it not whats on the inside that counts, I may be a man, but on the inside beats the heart of a young woman that happens likes to assert her indaviduality by dressing, acting, and modeling every aspect of my life after every other indavidual in that whole fucking slipknot counter culture.

My intintion is not to debase goth chicks I think goth chicks are the best

no lies.

[Rosenstern]

hey^_^guys^_^want^_^ to^_^ hook^_^ up^_^I^_^need^_^to^_^get^_^laid^_^and^_^am^_^ homeless^_^yo^_^
^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^

_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^



now you know how it feels!

[Womti]

post a pic of your real self then. not some stolen one.

[The Cosmic Fool!]

hey now big shooter, you didnt add the trademark ^_^

how are we to tell if you're being all moody and depressive or your usual obnoxiously chipper self


a little consideration, is that so much to ask?

[Womti]

^_^

[MetalMilitia]

Now its all about adult friend finder!

[Guildencrantz]

Originally Posted by womti

post a pic of your real self then. not some stolen one.

"stolen" is such a vulgar word here at I-mockery we uphold a certain standard of decency.

Ok. here is a ligitimate picture of me

http://www.nrk.no/img/413024.jpeg

[Rosenstern]

Hey guys! I just got Womti to send a picture of himself to me! He says this is part of the reason he doesn't have a job anymore.
http://www.llholding.com/images/poke...er_nonuser.jpg

[Womti]

your growing dishonesty only heightens my suspicion^_^

[Rosenstern]

Your growing idiocy only elevates my abhorration%^%&#@@@@@@^%%^^&&**&&^^^%%%%

[Guildencrantz]

Laugh Out Loud

[The Cosmic Fool!]

womti my dear, dear friend

how can i phrase this without destroying you?

Nobody likes you, leave.



By the by, I went and checked out your whole homeless situation.. turns out your parents just up and moved to get the hell away from you while you were on a play date.

Funny how the world works, huh?

[Womti]

you cant destroy my confidence now i've still gotta go outside and freeze until 5 pm^_^

[Guildencrantz]

I agree there are better places for you womti than here.

with that said I have had enough of this shit

Guildencrantz over and out.

[Womti]

so you think i should kill myself^_^

[Guildencrantz]

sorry. my previous post belongs before your freezing thing

you also have my sympathy

honest.

[Guildencrantz]

oh. that suicide thing was signifying that I was leaving. It was not for you

remember suicide is for quitters

dont give up hope.

[Guildencrantz]

I am seriously leaving now

see you all on the other side of dawn.

[The Retro Kat]

Awesome Creepy n00b Thread, '05...GO!!!

[Mr. Fugo]

He has got to be smart. Cause he has an Einstein quote and writes in unorthodox colours.

*And don't link to images hosted by the the NRK (Norwegian Rasist Klan), you racist. Here in Norway we look down upon supporterts of the NRK

[Womti]

who cares how smart he is^_^

[The Retro Kat]

The Wompti Thread: Where the n00bs teach the n00bs.