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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 03:49 PM        Scientists go looking for Mongolian Death Worm.
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 04:17 PM       
I hope he fucking finds it. People think I'm nuts, but I do not entirely dismiss the theory of sasquatch sightings in British Columbia. Not intending to make this a big foot discussion, that mongolian death worm is totally plausible.
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
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I hope he fucking finds it. People think I'm nuts, but I do not entirely dismiss the theory of sasquatch sightings in British Columbia. Not intending to make this a big foot discussion, that mongolian death worm is totally plausible.
I've mentioned it before on here but I'm going to say it again:
Jane Goodall thinks that the sasquatch may exist, and I take what she says quite seriously.

(Jane Goodall, who worked with the chimps and is alive and well. Not Dian Fossey who worked with the gorillas and was murdered by Rwandan poachers. Don't mix 'em up, people.)
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 07:37 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 03:26 AM       
what the fuck kind of scientist thinks that capturing a snake (or worm or whatever) on film would prove the existence of an almost mythological creature?

I just picture it turning out like every bigfoot video. "OH THERE IT IS OVER THERE" and then it fucking zips away and vanishes
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 06:02 AM       
"I have no intention of grabbing it, capturing it, stuffing it, or anything like that. I just want to prove its existence and if I can get it on film, that's all I need to do."

PFFT, yeah, film. Whatever. I don't believe half the film I see. I wouldn't believe it existed until I saw it flailing around in a cage shitting lightning.

There are a lot of rumors and discussion going on here about people seeing foxes. Not really that exciting, but yeah, fox sightings. There is even a government funded fox task-force created to hunt them, but so far no luck.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 09:40 AM       
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what the fuck kind of scientist thinks that capturing a snake (or worm or whatever) on film would prove the existence of an almost mythological creature?
Yes, I thought the same thing. It's like he never heard of CGI.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 09:44 AM       
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I wouldn't believe it existed until I saw it flailing around in a cage shitting lightning..
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There are a lot of rumors and discussion going on here about people seeing foxes. Not really that exciting, but yeah, fox sightings. There is even a government funded fox task-force created to hunt them, but so far no luck.
On average, I see a fox about every two weeks or so, which is unusual for the area, but not enough for me to get federal funding.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 02:00 PM       
"I'd love to go on a vacation to Mongolia, but I just can't afford to right now. It's not as though I can write it off as a business expense... Wait, I just got an idea!"
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
I hope he does find it. It would be like finding one of the worms from Dune. Plus, imagine if it was real and was put into textbooks. "Okay class, today we're going to learn about the acid-spitting Mongolian Death Worm!"
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 02:55 PM       
I hope he dies trying to find it.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
I just hope he dies.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 08:20 PM       
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"Okay class, today we're going to learn about the acid-spitting Mongolian Death Worm!"
And "Lightning-Shitting"! Don't forget lightning-shitting! (It even rhymes) :Zhukov
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 10:00 PM       
This thread has far too much lightning-shitting in it.

But it does sound awesome!
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This thread has far too much lightning-shitting in it.
More like not enough.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
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And "Lightning-Shitting"! Don't forget lightning-shitting! (It even rhymes) :Zhukov
Ah yes, that too!

It would beat learning about Gegory Mendelson and his pea genetics.
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 10:48 PM       
Do you mean Gregor Mendel?
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 11:48 PM       
Yeah, him.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 04:47 AM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 01:06 PM       
Or Gregor Mendel and his insane puppet show, if Felidae is any indicator.
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Old Aug 12th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
oh man that movie it'd be like an anime if it were drawn awful and not about kitty cats
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I'm not sure what freaked me out most, the video tapes made by the scientist or the part where the protagonist randomly screws a cat he meets in a yard.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 10:37 PM       
The Mongolian Death Worm is the coolest fuckin monster ever. Can the Loch Ness Monster spray acid and shit lightning? No. We're talking about a work that could kick Bigfoot's ass.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 07:41 PM       
Hmm... Yes yes... Very nice... But does it shit lightning?
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