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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
I would cringe and close my legs at that but I would hurt myself.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 11:00 PM       
Your story is full of holes mister.

Just how weird was that position? I mean i've done all kinds of things to friends and even if my penis was out I never got it caught in anything.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 11:04 PM       
I think it sounds perfectly plausible, mainly because I suspect it also involved steel wool and sodomy.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 06:09 AM        Re: Oh my God
This thread is great. It's like two chubby retards fighting over a bucket of unprocessed hog lard.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 06:14 AM       
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LOL once i had a pimple on the side of mine

no joke
I have one of those now. :[
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 11:28 AM       
Did you freak out too? I had no idea what it was and it hurt really bad, and then eventually I squeezed it really gently, it just popped and I laughed really hard.

Just leave it alone for a while; if you have to squeeze so much it hurts, it's not ready. Treat it like any other pimple and you'll be up lickety split!
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 12:09 PM       
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Did you freak out too? I had no idea what it was and it hurt really bad, and then eventually I squeezed it really gently, it just popped and I laughed really hard.

Just leave it alone for a while; if you have to squeeze so much it hurts, it's not ready. Treat it like any other pimple and you'll be up lickety split!
So the kids are calling Genital Herpes "pimples" these days huh?
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 12:13 PM       
ha! ha!
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:13 PM       
No it wasnt but that was.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:34 PM       
So where did you exactly manage to rip off your skin? From the upper crotch area, or from the shaft?
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:48 PM       
Around the base and under. Today I realized its not one its TWO. They meet. It kind of looks like a red enflamed wishbone.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:50 PM       
I could go SO many ways with this, but no...brotherhood of man and all that shit. I'll take the high road.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:51 PM       
Shut the fuck up already and kill yourself.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:53 PM       
you two make me lol, lol.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:53 PM       
Dood!

At least my dick isn't shredded.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:55 PM       
At least my dick isnt 2 inches long you needledick prick.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:05 PM       
Poor Zeldasfag! His poor shredded dick isn't even 2 inches long! I'm so sorry, my brother!
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:27 PM       
Hahahahaha choke on cock!
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:37 PM       
thread back ups?
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 06:10 PM       
Why? What makes you think we won't see the exact same thing a few weeks from now? Remember Gorlack?
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 07:19 PM       
I was thinking that this asshole is Gorlack.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 07:27 PM       
What's a Gorlack? 'Tisn't me. :/
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