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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 03:44 PM        Jixby
Jixby;
Jixby Phillips.
What kind of kids like Jixby Phillips?
Fat Kids, Skinny Kids
Kids that climb on rocks,
Tough Kids, Sissy Kids
even kids wirh HUGE HAMMER WOUNDS RIGHT IN THEIR FACES!!
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 03:50 PM       
"Faces" doesn't rhyme with "rocks."
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
HEY YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF COMMERCIALS
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
wait if I can't then how... I just...


STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD! I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT NOW AND I'M AT WORK, THANKS A FUCKING LOT!
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
That's what you get for drinking at work.
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
Drinking has cured me of my sobriety
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:33 PM       
Hostility is a karma-boomerang, childrens.
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
AND THAT'S A TRUE STORY.
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 04:50 PM       
Everyone in this thread is a geek
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 05:05 PM       
Are Max and Jixby squash partners? Not that I have anything against squash.
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 05:12 PM       
is your face and my fist best friends because I sure see them hanging out a lot
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 05:36 PM       
I WANT TO MASTURBATE
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
jixby ALWAYS makes me giggle and that's NOT me just kissing his ass and getting on the jixby bandwagon and TALKIN IN ALL CAPS to impress him like helm hates so much
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
hi glowbelly :D
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
HI JIXBY, AM I IMPRESSING YOU?
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
Well, yeah a little bit.
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
THIS THREAD IS COOL
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
to the MAXXXXXXXX
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
down by thfe bay
where the jixby philips grow
back to my home
i dare not go
ffor if i do
jixby phllips will say
"HUGE HAMMER WUONDS RIGHT IN THEIR FACES"
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Old Sep 19th, 2003, 09:52 PM       
DOWN BY THE BAY
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
WHERE THE JIXBY PHILLIPS ROLL
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 03:39 AM       
I just caught that I'm with Busey show, boy is that guy ever spontaneous!
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:03 PM       
THSI THREAD IS A MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
Hi Jixby,

Just a quick note. The fag store called. They said that they're all out of YOU.

Thank you,

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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:31 PM       


GEORGE COSTANZA CALLED, KELLY, HE WANTS HIS JOKE BACK
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