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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:43 PM       
The "Department Of Lame And Unoriginal Message Board Replies" called. It wants all the bandwidth of theirs you've been taking up back.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:45 PM       
I suggest logging out, taking a deep breath, or drinking a glass of water. That can help prevent unfunny knee-jerk responses in the future.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:46 PM       
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
Yes, I'm afraid we just ran out of Jixby Phillips, our most popular item. Don't worry, though, because we'll have more in soon!

We seem to have an awful lot of kellychaos lying around though; we can't seem to move them at all. Customer polls have shown that he's just too stupid to bother with, so we're thinking of pulling him from the shelves. You'd better hurry and get one now - once it's discontinued, it'll be a collector's item!
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 02:09 PM       
You suck! and not in a gay way.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 02:13 PM       
Dem fags can't get enough of dem Jixby's. Best dust off the Bobos in the store room. Jixbymania has left an awful lot of open shelf space ... at least until the new Jixby's arrive.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 02:24 PM       
How many times did you cum that time?
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
One of the odder threads of recent times.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 02:41 PM       
I was thinkin' beaver, actually.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
The SHUT THE FUCK UP store called and they all want kellychaos to SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
THE STORE CALLED YOU DROPPED YOUR CREDIT CARD ON THE WAY OUT
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 05:03 PM       
BLUE FORD TAURUS STATION WAGON, LICENSE PLATE "K-9 LVR" YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
ATTENTION FAG STORE SHOPPERS, WE HAVE A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN THE KELLYCHAOS DEPT.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
Actually, we have rainbow-colored lights! They add so much to the atmosphere!
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 06:51 PM       
I almost read that wrong and thought you'd said "Rainbow colored Tights".

My mistake.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 08:06 PM       
What can be greater than golf with a gator?
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 08:15 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 08:34 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 11:51 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2003, 12:06 AM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2003, 01:05 PM       
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