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rook · #1

i'm home on saturday night writing a fucking paper. i've been sitting in one position for so long my ass feels like it's smashed. this goddamn thing is due monday and is worth half my grade. i hate teachers.

DeadKennedys · #2

emo lately?

MrAdventure · #3

okay heres your new assignment tell us what you would do instead of write a paper!

its due tomorrow haha just kiddin its due *tonight*

but seriously folks i got a paper to write myself and its not goin so hot does anyone have any tips serious bids only

ThisIsWitty · #4

Whats the paper on?

MrAdventure · #5

it's on writing a good paper

Crying Baby Jesus · #6

POW!

I still have to do two pages of work for Social Studies. I probably won't do it tho. If its a paper about anything Government related, all you need to do is restate the same thing like 12 times in different words and hope to god it fill out the page requirements.

Supafly345 · #7

Two pages? That is like one of my daily english assignments.

Crying Baby Jesus · #8

Same here

DeadKennedys · #9

Don't you miss high school, where a 2 page paper counted as a major test grade? *sigh*

sadie · #10

you know, all you lazy-arsed high school students, there's really no need to graduate from high school. i mean, after all, if there's no one flippin' 'em, i don't get my whopper junior with cheese.

DamnthatDavid · #11

Ya'll have it easy.

I bloody work as a free, FREE, intern from 7 to 2, then have Math and English, which keeps me in school for an added two hours.
And, when the bloody store opens, and I offically start working, I'll be their from 4:30 to 9:30. So my average day in November (When the store opens) is going to be a 14 hour fucking day of mind numbing work. So, I am going to be working for about $2.56 an hour, if the entire thing is rounded out. Less, if you take in account that I'm fucking paying for the internship.

And I have no idea when I'm going to fit in a homework into these coming days of hell. Which are your average 1 page of math, and 2 page of english homework.

Thank God the store hasn't opened yet.

Supafly345 · #12

I need to see this bloody school.

eggyolk · #13

who works for free?

rook · #14

hey i work full time at a stressful job and go to law school at night. this ain't no 2 page paper.

still angry about it. damn these teachers and their email that they never answer. gah.

Crying Baby Jesus · #15

Bring liek 10 pages of blank paper in a stack then write BOOM on the last page, then put them in a folder and hand them in.

Jixby Phillips · #16

thats a creative idea !

huond · #17

theres a spider on your back!

Lotida · #18

You're right. Your life does suck. Sorry about that!

Crying Baby Jesus · #19

My life sucks

Truer word have never been spoken people.

rook · #20

d00d it still sucks. i was like buying milk and looking through my bag for my wallet and then this homeless dude totally asked me if i needed money.

Mike · #21

Quote:

Originally Posted by rook

my life sucks

Do you think so? I wanna kick you in the face.

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