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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 08:28 PM        zombie! :o
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 08:29 PM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 09:36 PM       
Heh, that's spooky.

Wouldn't that have some sort of negative effect on someone's brain, if they were kept like that for more than the 3 hours they used?
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 09:52 PM       
It said the dogs didn't get brain damage but I find it hard to believe humans wouldn't. I wonder if a human would know they were dead or if they just wake up with like the last conscious thought they had.
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 11:23 PM       
And if you cut off the head and put it in a jar, would it start talking the minute you brought the body back to life? :west
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 11:58 PM       
is it real or is it memorex? :O
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 12:05 AM       
and does the zombie dog have to look so menacing
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 12:27 PM       
no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 01:05 PM       
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no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.
Bullshit. They'll be digging up Ronald Reagan toute-suite.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 01:43 PM       


but i din't mean those right wingers. i meant their constituency.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:22 PM       
The bigger question is, would you volunteer to be tested?
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:28 PM       
Well I would normally go to a pub but the opportunity to have my blood drained and replaced with ice cold saline solution doesn't come around often.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:39 PM       
I think they said that it would probably be used for gunshot or stabbing victims who have suffered severe blood loss. That's probably the only way it would really work anyway, since the procedure involves draining the patients blood.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 06:30 PM       
*Insert clever Lovecraft reference here*
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 05:00 PM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 05:09 PM       
How would they get gunshot/stabbing victims to sign the waiver forms? :inblood
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 07:19 PM       
soldiers don't have to sign waivers. enlisted = government property.
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 03:08 AM       
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Get in line, buddy.
You already had your turn.
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 01:50 PM       
"Get that damn needle away from me!"

Ha, now I've stolen your turn again! You snooze, you lose!:0
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 08:09 PM       
Wow, this is a field which finally being pioneered. Imagine the effect on the medical industry! Also, I was hoping for a tabloid paper, but real-life is even better.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 08:14 PM       
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no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.
I take back what I last said. Well, maybe them Europeans will research zombie technology for us. Wait, I guess they have their own right-wingers to moan and bitch about pro-life when this treatment could save thousands.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 08:33 PM       
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no fuckin way the right-wingers would ever let them try this on people. no fuckin way.
I take back what I last said. Well, maybe them Europeans will research zombie technology for us. Wait, I guess they have their own right-wingers to moan and bitch about pro-life when this treatment could save thousands.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 09:11 PM       
forget it, people get jumpy if food contains any e-numbers (or any other evil additives)
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 09:35 PM       
What's with the wave of bumpers today?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 11:05 PM       
I would guess we got fark'd again or perhaps fark-lite'd.
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