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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 05:40 PM       
i don't think banning is a punnable offense
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
Why is it called a cursor? I mean isn't really up to the person doing the typing wether or not they curse?
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 07:17 PM       
cursor is related to cursive, both of which have something to do with "runners" apparently in latin :/
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 11:00 PM       
Willie, what's the best OTC remedy for pink eye?
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
i dont really know but clear eyes gets my vote because they have ben stein
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 04:26 PM       
Willie, I cant find my wedding ring and I suspect my dog ate it. What should I do short of gutting the ass hole?
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 11:20 PM       
uhh before you do anything dramatic you might wanna take him into the vet for a xray idk
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 11:45 PM       
Mister Mobbs, could you please move this thread to the book forum?
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Old Apr 30th, 2009, 01:40 AM       
total yes
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Old May 1st, 2009, 06:38 PM       
Thank you.
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Old May 5th, 2009, 01:13 PM       
Dear Willie,
Please make it stop raining.
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Old May 5th, 2009, 01:34 PM       
William,
Are you gonna let her tell you what to fdo?
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Old May 5th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
willie...

all red cord, all black cord, or different colors depending?
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Old May 5th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
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Dear Willie,
Please make it stop raining.
i don't think i can but assuming it eventually does stop you can give me credit for it if you like ;(
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Old May 5th, 2009, 08:19 PM       
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William,
Are you gonna let her tell you what to fdo?
hell yeah
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Old May 5th, 2009, 08:20 PM       
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willie...

all red cord, all black cord, or different colors depending?
well not knowing exactly what you're talking about i'd have to say different colors depending
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Old May 5th, 2009, 10:22 PM       
to hang displays for an art show. I could do all red, all black, or different colors depending on the color of the art.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
well then i stand by my first statement, unless one of those colors is gonna clash terribly with the wall behind it somehow

edit: my second choice would be "all black"
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:31 PM       
willie, do you me?
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Old May 8th, 2009, 05:55 PM       
yes i definitely hearty-eyeballs emoticon you
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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:39 PM       
There goes Willie Mobbs, the man with the hearty eyeballs.
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Old May 11th, 2009, 11:18 AM       
Hearty Eyeball sounds like some sort of special Halloween Edition campbell's soup.

Willie,

Is it lame if I buy a gift for my dentist's office? I'm in there all the fucking time and they fit me on on really short notice/evenings/saturdays.
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Old May 11th, 2009, 11:20 PM       
i don't think giving folks a gift is lame, if they treat you right there's nothin' wrong with rewarding it
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Old May 12th, 2009, 09:35 AM       
thanks. It'd be the second time I gave a dentist's office a gift...the first time, I was so thrilled with being knocked out to have a tooth removed that I sent my oral surgeon's office a gift basket, which they thought was very funny.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 12:16 PM       
You should have sent them a joke book and then told them their laughing gas wasn't working.
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