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Old Mar 29th, 2011, 04:48 AM       
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What was your secret to winning the NCAA bracketbunch this year?
i used up all my bad luck for the year losing at blackjack
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Old Mar 29th, 2011, 04:52 AM       
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Is it a sin to have never played The Oregon Trail due to a short attention span and emotional problems?
i don't think there's any sin specifically related to not playing old-ass edutainment games, but you should ask seth on that one he's the religions expert!
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Old Mar 29th, 2011, 04:58 AM       
ps: oregon trail actually predates a whole hell of a lot of other games, having been developed on a mainframe computer in 1971 :eel
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Old Mar 29th, 2011, 01:58 PM       
LOL I remember back in 84' we would all form a single file line and head down to the computer lab full of TRS80s. Then later they got a bunch of IIe machines and we played all the MECC lab games like Odell lake, OG trail, and that other one. I used to get in trouble for leaving epitaths like "I'm comming back to kill you all". We used to compete to see who could kill all the members of thier party first.
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Old Mar 29th, 2011, 07:53 PM       
ODELL LAKE! THAT'S WHAT THAT ONE WAS WITH THE OSPREY. MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF THAT GAME FOREVER AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Oh, and willie, what recommendations would you make for someone going in for a job interview after not being on an interview in over 2 years. I am nervous!
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Old Mar 29th, 2011, 08:50 PM       
having only had one job interview where i got the job ever, i recommend having a beard and accidentally giving someone a static electric shock when you go to shake their hand at the end since that's what happened in mine
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Old Apr 2nd, 2011, 02:44 AM       
Can a proctologist practice medicine on themselves or is that frowned upon in the medical community
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Old Apr 2nd, 2011, 06:08 AM       
as long as they make sure to rubber up
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Old Apr 21st, 2011, 01:37 AM       
hai willie-
has anybody asked if you were that guy in dinner for shmucks?
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Old Apr 21st, 2011, 01:39 AM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2011, 04:10 AM       
i've had people say i looked like z. galifianakis before, if that's what you mean
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Old Apr 21st, 2011, 08:10 PM       
How does that make you feel?
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Old Apr 21st, 2011, 08:30 PM       
it makes me feel half angry and half good, because i like zach but i dont like getting beard-stereotyped
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Old Apr 21st, 2011, 08:37 PM       
Does your beard fell like a "wet nerf" when it gets wet?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2011, 07:31 PM       
nope it works just like real hair
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Old Apr 22nd, 2011, 10:14 PM       
Willie, when will the sabres win the stanley cup?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2011, 05:30 PM       
neverrrrrrr
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Old Apr 24th, 2011, 08:26 AM       
:o :/

Hope that says 2 thousand and eneven
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Old May 20th, 2011, 08:47 PM       
Is Andrea Rossi's E-CAT device real or a hoax?
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Old May 21st, 2011, 02:02 AM       
sounds an awful lot like a hoax to me what with all this "unknown compound" business
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Old May 22nd, 2011, 01:58 AM       
Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.
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Old May 25th, 2011, 03:55 PM       
Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?
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Old May 25th, 2011, 07:54 PM       
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Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.
it would probably be uhh copyright infringement
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Old May 25th, 2011, 07:56 PM       
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I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?
yes. in the future you should make sure to record it though so you can relive the experience over and over again
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Old May 29th, 2011, 07:18 PM       
I have to buy a pickup truck for towing. Which one should I get?
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