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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:26 AM        There you go ignoring facts again!
Seriously...
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:27 AM       
Do stop and chat awhile, scones will be out shortly.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:34 AM       
My grandpa calls them "Scuns".
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:37 AM       
Is that one lump or two today sir?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:41 AM       
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Is that one lump or two today sir?
I presume you mean sugar, but could you define "Lumps" just to be clear?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:49 AM       
Surely you have enough lumps of your own on that ample gelatinous Canadian wuss-gut of yours to know what a "lump" may be.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:53 AM       
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Surely you have enough lumps of your own on that ample gelatinous Canadian wuss-gut of yours to know what a "lump" may be.
Well, it could be "shit" or "lumps" on my head. I don't know if you're just tricking me or whatever!

See? Ignoring facts again!
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:55 AM       
I don't say this to many people, but have you looked into starting up a crack addiction?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:58 AM       
No. Why?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 02:59 AM       
I'm trying to figure out what that brown shit on your face is.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:09 AM       
What brown shit? On what part of my face? You need to be more specific, here.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:10 AM       
Sorry, that IS your face.
Ooooooh!
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
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Sorry, that IS your face.
Ooooooh!
No, you must be looking at another picture.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:13 AM       
I've seen your videos many times.
I only aspire to become so braindead one day.
Crom willing, an LSD coma.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:15 AM       
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I've seen your videos many times.
I only aspire to become so braindead one day.
Crom willing, an LSD coma.
My face doesn't look like shit, so you must be watching somebody else.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:21 AM       
There is no mistakin' that canadian bacon.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:22 AM       
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There is no mistakin' that canadian bacon.
Could you show me specifically what you're talking about?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:24 AM       
I think we all know what I'm talking about. You sick bastard.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:24 AM       
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I think we all know what I'm talking about. You sick bastard.
Actually, no, we don't. Please elaborate.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:32 AM       
Your wildly popular "Buzz Lightrear" Solo Porno?

Yeah, we ALL know about that one.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:37 AM       
Aside from the fact that that picture is obviously doctored, I still fail to see this "Brown shit" you speak of.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:39 AM       
That's later in the vid...
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:41 AM       
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That's later in the vid...
Which video?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:43 AM       
Your solo porno.
That's just the box cover.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 03:45 AM       
Can you provide evidence that such a video exists?
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