Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[pissed off salesman]

No Willie, chainsaws have a trigger you have to hold down while you pull on the rip-cord

[ShanghaiOrange]

Yeah, maybe in Japan.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

Watch Evil Dead 2.

EDIT: Fuckbeans.

But it wasn't connected to his arm the first time, he held it in his left hand and pulled the chord with his teeth.

No, he didn't only have one hand, he had one fucking ARM.

[Schimid]

It's fucking easy to start a chainsaw when it's attached to your arm.

Maybe if you step on the chainsaw and hold it down, pull on the cord, and then pick it up...yeah.

[executioneer]

pissed off salesman have you ever used a chainsaw

-willie

[the_dudefather]

(this is like the ninja debate in general blabber now).

anyways, i havent seen the new TCM, but it looks crap, a but of young sexy drug dealers.....YEAH! now thats XTREME! is there a token black guy in it (who says stuff like "i say we find this mothafucka and blow his mothafuckin head of muthafucka)?

i hope they dont fuck up dawn of the dead (which they will)

[Snatchtastic]

O.K a few things I liked and then Fucking hated about this movie, comparing it to the original which is still one of my favoite horror movies.
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I was entertained with the chase sequences of Leatherface and all his Menacing goodness. The hitch-hiker in the begining being a victim instead of Leatherface's brother was an O.K change plus her suicide was nice and smokey.

But what spoiled it for me was the added element of why Leatherface is a crazed killer, because he has a skin disease?

WTF? I should have walked out when he took off his mask. WTF he looked like the Alligator Man from batman the animated series.

So now Leatherface has a reason to kill people, because he was made fun of as a child for his deformed face. Not because he's just completely fucking insane. Oh shit I guess theres gotta be a reason for everything to bring clossure to movies.

Although I did enjoy the Blair Witch style ending with the cops getting fucked up in the basement with the real time footage of Leatherface.

But no chainsaw dance in the street for Leatherface this go round.

[Ninjavenom]

People keep sending me reviews for this!

[the_dudefather]

oh god i saw it and it sucks.

spoliers
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its great when you can predict the outcome of the movie by looking at the fucking poster. i took one look and said "she survives" after the movie, who survived, why the 'brown haired girl with high morals/ shy personality' of course.

is hollywood taking the piss?

virtualy EVERY horror movie survivor is the 'brown haired girl with high morals/ shy personality'.

if you ever find yourself in a horror movie, grab a bottle of brown hair dye and start telling everyone how bad alcohol is for your health. you will be indestructable.

anyways...

i missed the creepy old dead/alive grandpa from the original. and the lamps made out of the skin from someones head.

also, the director thought that the main characters boobs were not big enough so they had a lot of scenes with water.

ugggghhh.. rant over

p.s: anyone else like the XTREME lighting effects in the forest