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Emu · #1

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2870691

He has fallen to the same fate as Jamesman. Let us bow our heads.

Esuohlim · #2

Oh my god when you said same fate you weren't kidding.

Creating a Let's Play thread on Something Awful means that you have roughly 65 hours of free time per day, so I'm completely amazed that his disappearance from this forum is, ultimately, because of the worst possible reason ever.

Guitar Woman · #3

Chojin · #4

fuck.

darkvare · #5

i liked the first picture but i think in terms of this forum helm fell below mr plows discount prices

Emu · #6

I found that thread by clicking one of the randomly generated links on the main page.

What a world.

Girl Drink Drunk · #7

That can't be Helm. This guy is too much a nerd to be the same Helm!

MLE · #8

As I said in another thread, he's the same one. He's from Pixelnation.

Tadao · #9

No he isn't.

Emu · #10

I didn't believe it either until I read

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...and perhaps more importantly because English is not my first language (I am happily Greek)...

Tadao · #11

My ex-wife is looking for a Greek to fuck.

darkvare · #12

opa!!!

Sacks · #13

I remember when Helm was cool.

Dixie · #14

Helm is still way cool.
And is still an awesome musician!
And is still hot.

MLE · #15

And is still awesome at art, I believe.

executioneer · #16

Chojin · #17

Just watched those videos while I had some downtime, and they're actually some pretty great stuff.

Cedar · #18

I don't know who Helm is but i enjoyed this videos.

Helm · #19

Chojin showed me this thread.

Hey, chill. Nothing has happened to me, at least nothing bad. I dunno what's up with jamesman and why my 'fate' is being compared to his but I bet it's something bad and I am nothing if not good, awesome even.

Milhouse, my free time is limited, but that was never the reason I left i-mockery. And because I do not have to explain myself to you, I won't go into that.

Girl Drink Drunk, Sacks, Tadao, who are you?

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i liked the first picture but i think in terms of this forum helm fell below mr plows discount prices

That's right, in terms of this forum I am absolutely worthless, which is why I am not around. I simply do not have the interest in making fun of you on the internet.

If anyone wants to catch me I am a moderator at Pixelation, where I constantly post etc. Also at the Corroseum if you want to talk Heavy Metal. I won't be back to check up on replies or anything, please don't make 'helm sighting' threads if you can help it!

Girl Drink Drunk · #20

You probably don't remember me, but I used to go under the name "Sniperwulf" for a while, and you had changed your user title to "sarcasmic ninja" for a short period after I misspelled "sarcastic" on one of those "How can we improve the forums" threads.

Fathom Zero · #21

I don't know who you are and you don't know me, but you're reputation precedes you. By the why, those videos are quite nice.

Also, I don't have any problem with something awful.

But this reply doesn't matter cause you won't read it anyway.

Esuohlim · #22

Bye Helm

AChimp · #23

I wish we could trade half the cockbags on this forum for Helm.

davinxtk · #24

Likewise, and Helm just listed three of those cockbags. Toss Fathom Zero on the list and you've got most of the people I want extinctified.
Hell, I don't even want to post in Politics anymore (which was my favorite thing in the world to do the LAST time I had an overnight job) because when they tear into a thread like a cat's claw through silk it's more like a meat hook through a man's ass and god damnit I just can't fucking take it like I used to.

Not that anybody really cares because I'm not popular and you don't make threads about people like me.