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Old May 21st, 2008, 12:00 PM        Things I Learned From Watching An Episode Of Def Comedy Jam
Black people don't give two weeks notice when they leave a job.
All Black people know each other.
Black people dance well.
All Black people smoke weed.
Black people have bad credit.
Black people can recognise their friends in the neighbourhood just by the sound of their guns.
White people are really bad at playing sports.
Black parents beat up their kids.
White police officers target black people so that they can copy what they wear when they're off duty.
White men are named Bob.
White people love eating Macaroni & Cheese.
Black people always die in movies.
Black people are not good at ice-hockey because there's no ice in Africa.
Black people never get kidnapped by terrorists.
White people like catching snakes and crocodiles.
School Newspapers from Black neighbourhoods have Obituary sections.
White people are hung like a horse. If that horse is called "My Little Pony".



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