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Old Nov 18th, 2009, 11:44 AM       
Proof that NFL fans should not vote for the Pro Bowl. The top vote getters at C and FB for the NFC are John Sullivan and Naufahu Tahi. Tahi has an amazing 2 carries for 3 yards and 7 receptions for 53 yards and no touchdowns (32 of those yards were from a dump off against St. Louis!) Now before you say, "Well he's a FB, i'm sure he's a great blocker for AP", hold that thought. The Vikings don't even use a blocking FB that much at all and when they do I guarantee you'll never notice Tahi doing anything of note. Normally i'd be happy to have him on the pro bowl team but the guy SUCKS. Big time. In fact, a lot of Viking fans were upset when we re-signed him this past offseason.

And John Sullivan? He's played some decent ball but he his hardly pro bowl worthy, in fact, he's the weakest we have on the o-line right now.

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Old Nov 22nd, 2009, 08:32 PM       
BENGALS LOSE

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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 09:08 AM       
I truly wish I had seen the game between cleveland and detroit.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2009, 09:47 PM       
talking about the bengals game right.......
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Old Nov 24th, 2009, 01:06 AM       
i've always been a sucker for slapstick humor so...
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Old Nov 24th, 2009, 10:25 AM       
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talking about the bengals game right.......
No I was talking bout the Cleveland debacle. I mean honestly, PI in the endzone, when someone had already intercepted the ball? Why not just forfeit and save the fans the heartbreak?

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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 02:25 AM       
What did they think of the cowboys-redskins game?
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 02:26 AM       
thought this was funny and sad at the same time, but more funny

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,204948
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Old Nov 26th, 2009, 10:17 AM       
That sounds like much ado about nothing. How do we know the high five in question was not a greeting/farewell between people who are friends outside the game?

I said it before, I will say it again, NFL = no fun league
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Old Nov 27th, 2009, 11:28 AM       
That was supposed to be a Round-the World butt grab, but, we've all seen Vince Young's aim.
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Old Nov 28th, 2009, 05:05 AM       
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Old Dec 1st, 2009, 04:22 PM       
We made the Pats quit last night at with about 5 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter.
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
The Browns beat the Steelers on Thursday. I felt a great disturbance in the force.

Eagles are presently taking a crap over Giants Stadium, most assuredly flying to an ignominous defeat by "Turf-Toe" Manning. By all that is holy, why do I keep caring about pro football?
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
Because it's an awesome game. Most the fans just blow.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 03:06 AM       
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The Browns beat the Steelers on Thursday. I felt a great disturbance in the force.

Eagles are presently taking a crap over Giants Stadium, most assuredly flying to an ignominous defeat by "Turf-Toe" Manning. By all that is holy, why do I keep caring about pro football?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap?gi...213019&prov=ap

Bet you have never been so glad to be wrong about a premature called defeat.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 10:35 AM       
I know, I'm a pessimist. When they went behind mid-3rd quarter, I thought they would fold. (I also had a baaaad feeling about that botched XP) Glad that neither defense decided to show up.

I guess DeShaun Jackson has fully recovered from his concussion?
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 12:08 PM       
The Giants' d-backs make everyone look good.

Can we get a new defensive play caller?
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
Both defenses make the other offense look like they all should be going to the Pro Bowl. Speaking of which, I didn't think it was possible to gain over 500 yards total offense and still lose the game. Maybe possible, but certainly not probable. Nothing is in this season, apparently.

Is anyone insterested in tonights MNF snoozefest? Any Cardinal of Niner fans out there?
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 12:57 PM       
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Is anyone insterested in tonights MNF snoozefest? Any Cardinal of Niner fans out there?
I respect the Cardinals team currently. And Singletary is always cool.

But I bet it wasn't as boring as Cleveland/Baltimore MNF was
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 11:50 AM       
I would LOVE LOVE LOVE it if NO and Indianapolis both got to 18-0 and faced each other in the Super Bowl.

If there were any justice in the world (which it has been established there is not) there would be live 24 hour coverage of the 72 Dolphins getting more and more antsy as this gets closer to reality.

They could call it the 'Celebrate that you bitter old asses' show. :P
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
As you have proven over and over, with your powers of prediction, this is now a virtual LOCK.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
Guarantee the colts DO NOT make it to the Super Bowl. It's most definitely going to be the Bengals and Saints.
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