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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 10:45 AM       
kahl it was perverted an dirrty... shhhhhh
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 11:05 AM       
I still don't get it.
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 11:12 AM       
the crazy lyrics kid gets it.. and u dont .. wts
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 11:28 AM       
So your joke was.. um.. a.. song.. about jumping?
what the fuck is funny about that? What you said doesn't even fit into the song, you just said the word jump.

HAHA LENORE ILL MAKE SURE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR JOKES MORE IN THE FUTURE

get it? PAY ATTENTION? hahahahahahahaha
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 12:19 PM       
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PAY ATTENTION

I've got war on my mind blood on my hands
And love on my head
So open your hands open your mouth
Let it be said
You know I've got it mad in my mind
Don't waste my time it's not going to change
So say what you want spit it out loud
Into my face

And I'll pay no attention

They're gonna tell you where to walk
When to smile and just what to say
They say have your own fun
Make your own mind
And don't make no waves
But if you got a handful of change
Don't throw it away it's gonna come
So say what you want, suck all my
Suck on my brain

And I'll pay no attention
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 12:48 PM       
OMG HE GOT IT

(jk i actually just made up pay attention like lenor did and then pretended afterwards like i meant it all along)

(OR DID I?)
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Old Feb 7th, 2007, 01:39 PM       
I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it
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Old Feb 8th, 2007, 03:36 AM       
Guitar FUck: This rule you want to make, wouldnt it subsuquently drop your chubby ass outta here real quick?

Kahl: I just felt the need to inform you of the massive serverity of your joke.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 03:52 PM       
guys please don't try and explain jokes to each other kaaayy?
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 05:59 PM       
liquid, sweetie, did you intentionaly bump this thread to post last?

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Kahl and I, are ok now.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:11 PM       
lol Lenor's got a boner.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:13 PM       
and you know what a boner is??
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:19 PM       
Obviously not..

Missing the proper equipment, nor can I piss standing up.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:23 PM       
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and you know what a boner is??
I know what a fat vagina is.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:36 PM       
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I know what a fat vagina is.
and i suppose you've thrown your hot dog down that corridor?
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:42 PM       
No, and I don't think I want to either.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 06:44 PM       
that's good. it could make you bitter as an old man
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 07:06 PM       
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that's good. it could make you bitter as an old man

So that's how I got this way.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 10:42 PM       
what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.
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Old Feb 12th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
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what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.
if you want non friendship abuse just talk to me: valdonia on google

i promise to hate you forever!!
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 12:09 AM       
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what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.
Can we ever be friends, Kahl?
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 12:18 AM       
Kahl DID I SAY WE WERE FRIENDS? NOPE

I SAID 'OKAY'

blah blah blah.. shut up or ill revert back ... blah blah blah
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 01:42 AM       
seven force i like you. You make me laugh.

Sometimes you make me uncomfortable though so i just hide my face
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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 10:31 AM       
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friend




The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 12:44 AM       
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seven force i like you. You make me laugh.

Sometimes you make me uncomfortable though so i just hide my face
Ok, so that's a good start.




...do you think we could ever be lovers, Kahl?
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