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Old May 6th, 2003, 03:59 PM        Global Warming
Two years ago, as drought swept the region, the wild-eyed green freaks gloated in their perverse assumption that our warming planet has stymied the Rain God.

Today, this same region is experiencing it's fourth straight day of near constant rainfall. The creeks are in the roads, or, what's left of the roads, and heavy rainfall is the day's prediction.

And although I cannot detect any steam in the raindrops, I can only accept the reality that this current inundation is yet another result of the prenicious global warming. Isn't that strange?
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Old May 6th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
looking at geological record of weather patterns the period between the swings of large global temperature changes there are decades of erratic weather patterns.

the temperature will climb at a slow rate from our perspective but the erratic weather patterns will hit with more catastrophic effects as the swing in temp continues.. it doesnt sound like much in digits but taking the earth as a whole.. the planetary effects are daunting.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
Horton, any 'wild eyed green freaks' who thought that have something in common with you.

A very poor understanding of climate change and it's effects.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
It's these damn euros and their emissions problems.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
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It's these damn euros and their emissions problems.
...maybe if you stopped your (methane) emmisions, they would stop putting the blame on Europe.......
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Old May 6th, 2003, 09:19 PM       
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Horton, any 'wild eyed green freaks' who thought that have something in common with you.

A very poor understanding of climate change and it's effects.
I, in fact, have an excellent understanding of climate change and its effects. I know for instance, that in the summertime the temperatures are much warmer than in winter. In winter, the weather is cold. The effects are obvious. I can snow ski in the winter. In the summer, I cannot. It's all quite simple, really, like you.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
Ya know Johnny, every time you post, heck, every time I even see that you've posted, I feel kind of ill.

However, I can't help but like you, because you have a very snazzy avatar.
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Old May 7th, 2003, 09:20 AM       
I'm sorry, Johnny, I too was dazzled by your avatar, did you just say "I'm a really dumb guy and I know I'm a really dumb guy and I'm proud to be a really dumb guy" ?
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Old May 8th, 2003, 05:58 PM        bollox
as long as we seal up all the volcano's we will be alright cos all the volcano's are eveil and they are gonna go boom all at the same time so the ants can run the planet and the chinese they all gonna jump off a chair at the same time and kill all the whales too cos chinese hate whales cos of their pooing in the sea (its dirty to poop in the sea) and something else is gonna happen too but im not allowed to say cos its top secret and only ppl who hate everything ( even air) can now now.
so dont worry cos its gonna b alright.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
Global Warming is a real and documented phenomenon. Whether it's our fault or not is debatable.

I'm not too concerned about it tho, cuz IF we were to damage our own enviornment to the point where it became inhospitable to our way of life, then a bunch of us would die, and everyone left would be able to learn from our mistake.
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Old May 8th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
If we seal up the volcanoes, they might build up so much pressure they just explode and split Italy in two. And then Italy won't look like a boot anymore
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