VINCE! This is important!

[Protoclown]

I would just like to say, that as a Dungeons & Dragons geek, I am DEEPLY offended by Vince's unfounded insinuation that I play Dungeons & Dragons.

[VinceZeb]

Yeah, I'd admit I'm a D&D geek. You got a special place on you resume for that?

[Protoclown]

I've made no secret of the fact that I play D&D, Vince.

Which is exactly why it is simultaneously SHOCKING, OFFENSIVE, and INSULTING that you would make a reference to that fact.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

I would just like to say, that as a Dungeons & Dragons geek, I am DEEPLY offended by Vince's unfounded insinuation that I play Dungeons & Dragons.

As a level 12 human with magic, I would think that the attacks of a level 1 troll wouldn't bother you. Just relax and roll again.

[VinceZeb]

Cute, kelly. Why don't you take your +2 Lips of sucking to my +4 Magic enhanced Long Staff.

[sspadowsky]

Listen here, nancy-boy. I'll be glad to hear your opinions on being a father in the god-awful event that a woman will be willing to bear your spawn. Until then, why don't you keep your "uninformed opinion" to yourself and shut the fuck up?

Until you are willing to say "I admit that I didn't know 'denigrate' was a word," why don't you shut the fuck up?

Until you are willing to say, "I made up the submarine letter thing," why don't you shut the fuck up?

Until you can swallow your grossly and unjustifiably inflated pride, and say "I have never used a weapon to defend myself or my family; I just made it up," why don't you shut the fuck up?

Listen, I'll be down in St. Louis in about a month. If you want, you can show me the weapon you used to defend your family or whatever the fuck it is you say happened that we all know is a flat-out lie. Hell, I'll even help you go through your apartment- who knows, if we put our heads together, we just might be able to find that submarine letter! Oh wait.... you threw that out, didn't you?
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[VinceZeb]

Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.

[kellychaos]

Looks like you stepped on your +4 Magic enhanced Long Staff, Vinnypoo.

[sspadowsky]

Let's talk about getting a life, and, while we're at it, the benefits of meeting people off a message board.

The first thing that comes to mind is this: I've met a whole lot of the people off this website. I've even invited some of them into my home, introduced them to people important to me, etc. The benefit is that, first of all, they're some damn fine people, and some of them have become good friends of mine. Furthermore, when we talk about things on the board here, they know I'm not full of shit.

So, that's why I called you out. I'm a native St. Louisan, and I'll be visting my family. Hell, you probably don't live too far away from them.

I'm willing to be you're a West County kid whose parents gave him too much unrestricted internet access, and it's allowed your mouth and your ego to get a little too big for your own good. So I'd be willing to devote just a tad of my time from planning my wedding to meet you and see if you're just as full of shit as you seem to be on this board.

Edit: Hm. I notice Vince has abruptly left the board. Curious. Maybe he's trying to find the letter. Or maybe he's trying to get his fat ass onto the elliptical trainer he's been pretending to use.
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[Vibecrewangel]

Vince...man....I actually gotta get involved here.....

Why do you continue to try to make yourself look bigger than life on a message board? Especially this message board. I mean really. Around here, other than characters, the posters are pretty much on the level about who they are, what they do, how they live and own up when they've made a mistake.
But you seem to be playing some strange masturbatory game of one-up-manship. In other words....you're the only one playin'.

[kellychaos]

I don't know ... do you guys REALLY want to see the Vince behind the curtain. Seems like it'd be kind of a let down to me. :/

[mburbank]

"But then when your are sexually inadaquete in bed, it is easy to project your hatred onto others, as the example of Max projecting his onto my persona."
-Vinth

"...lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department."
-Vinth

"...ask 100 different women of all different types what kind of man is better:"
-Vinth

"...you keep steping on my vastly superior penis."
-Vinth

"Max, I have no "sexual dominace" issue with you. You seem to be the one that keeps bringing it up. "
-Vinth


Okay, you need to come up with some sort of symbol, maybe an emoticon so I know when it's one of those times you are deliberately trying to make yourself look stupid.

"You work at a job that requires no real skill or effort as it comes to dealing with real word matters. "
-Vinth

"I could also give a fuck less about your job."
-Vinth

Was that one of those times? This is where the "I meant to look stupid" emoticon could come in handy.

"Your existance in my life begins and ends on this message board. Once I am not here, I don't even give you a second thought. "
-Vinth
Except for on your own site. Or on message boards where you mention me. But apart from that, you're... wait, is this where that new emoticon would go?

"When I talk about defending my family, I am talking about defending my family, my friends, and anyone else who needs it. "
-Vinth

So, by 'family', you mean absolutely anybody, as in 'the human family'? My bad.

"I have used a weapon to defend in my lifetime."
-Vinth
Shhhhh! It's a secret! I'm sure it's an axciting story that validates you as a person. Well guess what, I did too! This bad guy was coming at my family (ie. some guy I've never seen before) And I rolled up my submarine letter and bopped him on the nose! So there!

[Protoclown]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.

Translation: I've love to meet some of the people I've been talking to, but I know they wouldn't like me and I would just end up GOING HOME AND CRYING LIKE A FAT FUCKING BABY.

[VinceZeb]

sspadowsky, you are such a fucking lameass.

1) I leave the message board the same fucking time every day on the weekdays becuase I GO TO WORK.

2) I am not even from St. Louis, and I have stated that time and time again. I MOVED down here. Learn to read, you fucking joke.

3) I work and pay my own bills, cunt. I enjoy my standard of living because I work my ass off to do so.

4) I don't want to meet ANYONE I talk to online. Why bother meeting up with a bunch of dorks anyway? I have what I do online and what I do in real life. They are two seperate things. "Wow, I am meeting my internet buddy!" Man, that is such a fucking joke. Get a life, you goddamn geek.

And please, calling me a West County pussy? From what I seen of you on here and what I know of St. Louis, you are probably one of those Sulard uppity douchebags or a Frontnac prep. And before you even go on about the spelling, I could give a shit less about how to spell it.

[AChimp]

No, no, Proto. You got it all wrong.

Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.

Translation: I don't want to meet any of you in real life because then you would all know what I was really like rather than allowing me to ensnare you in my web of lieeeessss!!!

[sspadowsky]

Ooh! He's all afroth! Look at how much he's cursing! Careful, Vincie; we wouldn't want you to get the hives and pass out.

4) I have what I do online

"Lie my ass off about being a player and a real tough guy"

and what I do in real life.

"Wipe the jizz out of the peep show booths at the Doctor John's in Fenton"

I don't care whether you're FROM St. Louis, the point is that you live there NOW. And I'll be there in just a few short weeks. And I'm inviting you to redeem yourself, and prove that you're not just a fucked-up, pathological liar.

I work and pay my own bills, cunt. I enjoy my standard of living because I work my ass off to do so.

And what, again, is this glamorous job of yours? I don't recall you mentioning it. Though you're comfortable talking about Burbank's "shitty museum job," I just can't remember talking about what it is that YOU do. Maybe it's because you're not too proud of it, because you can't land a good job with an intellect as dim as yours.

By the way, I've met Max and Proto both in person. Those guys? On the level. You? Entirely, to the point of bursting through your skin, full-of-shit.

Me? Far from uppity. I'm pretty sure my dorky internet buddies will back me up on that one.

Come on, Vince. The weekend of June 13th. How 'bout it, sissy-boy? I can hear your skin breaking out in hives all the way up here.
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[VinceZeb]

OH MAN! You are giving me a chance to redeem myself on an internet message board? Man, thanks for that huge favor! I know people that have had to sell their souls or their children's virginity for that big illustrious favor!

But I guess you found me out! I am just a big geek that sits in his basement all day and doesnt work and I like being an internet badass! That's why I don't want to meet anyone! Oh man, got me there!

Dude, do you see what you type or do you just banter on about useless crap. I never once said my job was glorious. I just work at a job that allows me to live the way I do, and it is quite comfortable. My life is nice. I have no complaints. I have more important things to do then meet some douchebag off the internet. What the fuck would we talk about? Net people?!? Man, big conversation there.

THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD! Get it through your head!

[sspadowsky]

Simple deal, Vinnie. Just admit that you're a total bullshit artist (well, that's not even accurate, because any real bullshit artist can fool people at least SOME of the time). Admit that you''ve lied about pretty much every claim you've ever made here, or prove that they're true, and I'll leave you alone.

Otherwise, you're just gonna get your ass railed until you get tired of it and leave.

I have more important things to do then meet some douchebag off the internet. What the fuck would we talk about? Net people?!? Man, big conversation there.

Yes, undoubtedly you have very big, important things going on. Like your website. Why, you must spend hours honing your literary craft! Who's your biggest influence? Virgil? Socrates? Larry Flynt? You're right, the time it would take to meet me would be much better spent spinning social commentary that will last throughout the ages!

I offered you the chance to meet primarily because I wanted to see what someone so astoundingly stupid looked like in real life. I'm a-callin' you on the carpet, Vinnie. I'm from the Show-Me State. I wanna see how you defended yourself with a weapon. I wanna see your offer to be a sub commander or whatever the hell it was. I wanna be there in person to get you to just once back up one of your stupid, outrageous claims. I'll take pictures and post 'em here, and say, "Hey, Vinnie's not such a bad guy after all, and he's totally not a lying sack of shit with no self-esteem whatsoever!"

I mean, it's a legitemate offer, pally. But, it's a free country, and you're welcome to be a chickenshit if you want to.

EDIT: By the way, Vinnie, your last post positively REEKED of "Quit pickin' on me!"
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[VinceZeb]

*yawn*

Please.

[AChimp]

For someone who "has a nice life" and "has no complaints," you sure complain a lot.

Especially about taxes.

[sspadowsky]

Haha. That's what I thought. Why don't you go put on a dress and dance around for us while you complain about taxes? And do it in a high-pitched, girly voice to match the sissiness of the "real" Vinnie.

I am absolutely 100% dead serious about my offer, Vinnie. And I think you know it.
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[VinceZeb]

I am dead serious with my response.

[Protoclown]

Spad's a good guy, Vince. Fun guy to hang out with. So is Burbank.

Are you afraid you might disappoint, after we've all built up such a godly image of your Atlas stature and Einstein intellect?

[AChimp]

In the words of our late, beloved kapn, Vince is afraid that he might have to ponk all your asses if he were ever in your presence.

[VinceZeb]

Spad can be Max Power for all I care, I don't want to "hang out" with him or associate with him anywhere else except this message board, and in limited capacity at that.