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Bennett · #1

I've been trying for weeks to come up with the perfect flowchart for Vince's posting in almost any thread he appears in, and how they degenerate as the thread continues... I think I'm getting close, please chime in with anything I may have left out or if the order of things seem wrong:

1. Vince begins by making a post that he views as 'serious' or 'intellectual' - unfortunately, this initial post makes him look like a
complete ass. This step is extremely essential when he makes it known that he wants to be taken seriously.

2. After taking the ensuing beatdown, he defends his post by saying that he was joking i.e. being sarcastic, 'making himself look dumb' or simply typing too quickly.

3. After a few more (usually brief) stinging remarks, Vince begins to ridicule how the insults are childish and meaningless, and nothing to his original point.

4. Vince now has had his ass shredded many times. He begins to crawl into shell of 'I don't care about (pick one): this board, a specific poster, the issue in question, etc. etc. This indifference is usually shown by Vince mentioning that nothing that anyone writes to him disturbs him, because he just does this to have fun and see people's reactions to the 'stupid shit' he writes. This is where he will also begin to refer to the 'real life' that he has outside of the message board.

5. Continuing to be insulted relentlessly, he finally retorts by asserting his superiority, telling us about his large penis

,
his sexual conquests, and how our mothers may fit into the latter...
thus showing us all how truly intellectual and meaningful he is.

please help unravel the mysteries of this truly remarkable manthing.

mburbank · #2

That's a good chart for threads he starts, and you can use the numbers for shorthand.

Is it basically the same for threads he chimes in on, or are there subtle differences?

Bennett · #3

good question, I think there are some differences... skipped steps and things like that, but right now I'm just trying to put down the initial patterns of how all posts eventually lead to Vince's big penis and how he wields it.

I think it's pretty safe to apply this to threads where Vince appears and isn't the initial author.

I would like some feedback for improvements and better understanding though.

AChimp · #4

I think that Vince's dumb posts originate in his views on abortion. IMO, to him, every thought is like an embryo imbued with a soul that must be allowed to be born, regardless of how handicapped it will be when it finally pops out.

Vince: Standing Against Thought Abortion.

sspadowsky · #5

That's brilliant, Chimpy! I think that is probably the best metaphor ever employed to describe Vince's zany antics.

I wonder how much more of him we'll be seeing, though, since he doesn't seem too hip on meeting me and proving that he's not a lying, cowardly little shit.

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