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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:28 PM       
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I drive by Bloomington every Friday night and Sunday evening!


I ask because I am in Southern Indiana / Louisville. Just seeing who is about. Maybe we should get some beers or some shit.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:30 PM       
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Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:33 PM       
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FartinMowler[/url]]If you have a vibrator you could try seeing if it could dislodge the object.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:39 PM       
Bah you win.

Top or bottom?

Or are reacharounds still a go?
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:42 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:47 PM       
Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:47 PM       
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My dreams don't go for subtle. If I secretly wanted to have gay sex with you I would dream about having gay sex with you.


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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:50 PM       
Otherwise known as sodomy! Or as Fred Phelps says, "this deliciously decadent sin..."

Besides, I might shit on your dick and my pooper's a one-way street.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:51 PM       
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Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!
Haha.

OK, simple rule: Forum Pub is gay & depressed. Instant Messenger Pub is dark & cynical.

I behave differently in private, yo. ;(
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:51 PM       
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I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O
That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:52 PM       
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I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O
That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn
What are the blue balls?
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:53 PM       
Exactly what you called them just now.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 09:58 PM       
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Exactly what you called them just now.
They scare me! They're all blue and shit and I'm all like, "Hey balls, what the fuck? Why you gotta be blue?" And then the balls are like, "Sorry PorkMan, but the dude that made this picture was all like 'I gotta make you blue' so we're blue balls." And then when we reconciled I tried to have sex with them but they gave me blue balls.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:03 PM       
I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:09 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:12 PM       
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GOODNIGHT GUYS.
are you going to try and jerk off before the pills knock you out?
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:14 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:21 PM       
I will be in Louisville the weekend after next, drinking beer whether anybody else is there or not.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:23 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:24 PM       
I live a bit too far north.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:25 PM       
Tatom, that damned avatar of yours is making me look like a queermo in the newsroom. I hope you're happy.
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 10:25 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2007, 11:33 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

i think the blue balls are part of the hat. Like beads or something... it could also be his sex hat.
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