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Old Mar 10th, 2011, 09:28 PM       
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I really want to give Room a try, always seamed like a good reed. Just curious, how did they end up in Room, or is that part of the whole story's central plot?
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So Scott Hess, one of sickest painters alive right now, just lectured at my college and suffered through a barrage of retarded questions. Yours truly managed to save the day by walking up to him, asking if he ever "looked at Dorothea Tanning much", and when the answer was basically a polite version of "uh, yeah, I guess", shook his hand, said that I wished I had something, anything to say to him, and that I "liked his work" and "that's about it"... before walking away.

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Old Mar 10th, 2011, 09:44 PM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2011, 11:24 PM       
i'm pretty sure google doesn't rank pages by which link you click in their search

it's ranked by the # and significance of links to the page in question

so basically just link to that thread in your sig, that should give it lots of links
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:08 AM       
I made my sig pic link to it :D EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:27 AM       
This week needs to be over with ASAP who's with me
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:34 AM       
sure

the whole spring season should piss off along with it
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:39 AM       
I like the spring part but my area is currently under a "winter weather advisory", and there is now snow on the ground, and fuck that.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:44 AM       
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i'm pretty sure google doesn't rank pages by which link you click in their search

it's ranked by the # and significance of links to the page in question

so basically just link to that thread in your sig, that should give it lots of links
Oh, I remember Colbert mentioning something about about a public official who was comparing gays to beastiality. So the gays made the guys name mean "lube mixed with cum that oozes out your butt after anal sex". He encouraged people to google that pesons name and then to follow up by clicking on the definition link, so I assumed that's how it works.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:47 AM       
At any rate, I think Pram/mock is now number 1.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 02:34 AM       
THE WEEK'S OVER FOR ME, KITSA, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M FREE, AND IT'S SPRING BREAK FOR ME THIS UPCOMING WEEK, I GET TO ACTUALLY SLEEP. AND SEE PEOPLE IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC



Tad the dude you're thinking of is Rick Santorum. He's also the dude who dragged his family on a pedestal and had them start sobbing in front of tv cameras when he didn't get re-elected
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 09:14 AM       
Still need coffee. Thought it said

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I GET TO ACTUALLY SLEEP. WITH SEA PEOPLE. IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC
That would be fantastic.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 10:15 AM       
IT'S GONNA BEA FANTASTIC
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 10:15 AM       
Also, I remember how Ann Coulter got Rick Sanchez to trend along with "kiddie porn" which I laughed at.

People named "Rick" are douchebags.

Also, Ann Coulter is a fucking ghoul - don't think I endorse her in any way.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 12:25 PM       
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Oh, I remember Colbert mentioning something about about a public official who was comparing gays to beastiality. So the gays made the guys name mean "lube mixed with cum that oozes out your butt after anal sex". He encouraged people to google that pesons name and then to follow up by clicking on the definition link, so I assumed that's how it works.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 01:15 PM       
I want to bone Rachel Maddow so bad
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 01:18 PM       
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I made my sig pic link to it :D EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS
I have no pic, but I did make my text all link to it.

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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 06:47 PM       
So I was in a thrift store today looking for a photography prop and what did I see but

A RACK OF USED UNDERPANTS.

Stains and all.

From the smell of the place, I'm guessing they weren't sanitized either. The insane thing was that the rack was marked 2/$1! Who the fuck would pay 50 cents for a pair of soiled underpants?

I did a swift u-turn out of there and went through an entire bottle of hand sanitizer thinking about it.
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 09:18 PM       
that's disgusting but I have witnessed very similar quality of practice in retail stores


I wish they wouldn't let people try on or return anything anywhere ever
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 10:15 PM       
I'm pretty sure there are people out there that would pay quite handsomely for a pair of used dacks.

Where they for females or males?
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Old Mar 11th, 2011, 10:19 PM       
Yay for Sagan.
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Old Mar 12th, 2011, 12:17 AM       
HEY GUYS WANNA SEE MY BRAIN?
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Old Mar 12th, 2011, 01:03 AM       
eeew gross

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Old Mar 12th, 2011, 03:22 AM       
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I'm pretty sure there are people out there that would pay quite handsomely for a pair of used dacks.

Where they for females or males?

My mind has already repressed much, but I believe they were for both. I also remember a rack of sweat-stained and misshapen bras.
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Old Mar 12th, 2011, 06:34 AM       
Makes me want to wrap myself in a neoprene suit.
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Old Mar 12th, 2011, 04:36 PM       
MATTJACK IS DEAD
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