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Old Jan 7th, 2010, 05:16 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2010, 08:59 PM       
it's like ELIZA learned how to post on a internet forum
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Old Jan 7th, 2010, 10:37 PM       
Ok. That is a fair argument.
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 03:09 AM       
sup niggas. i'm eating leftover fried rice, watching home movies, playing with k'nex
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 08:44 AM       
hey sherlock homo


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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 09:59 AM       
"Stay safe out there, don't fuck any of those sluts."

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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 01:32 PM       
so that's how miss lizzy escaped and could find these forums :O
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 01:43 PM       
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sup niggas. i'm eating leftover fried rice, watching home movies, playing with k'nex
We are the same.
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 03:26 PM       
Chat has had the same title for a year. INSANE
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 03:37 PM       
Really? This needs fixing.
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 05:16 PM       
VIVA!
BRAVO, BRAVO!
FEUER!!!!
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 05:24 PM       
NEIN!!
MEIN PANZERWAGENN!
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE!!!
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 09:09 PM       
Putting a bunch of red-hots in some hot tea is a good thing.

Forgetting you did it, then slugging down the last inch of tea which has basically become concentrated cinnamon lava, is not as good a thing.
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 10:28 PM       
It's like you're having a party going on in your mouth ... with fireworks.
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Old Jan 8th, 2010, 11:54 PM       
It's more like drinking a melted cinnamon-scented candle.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 12:02 AM       
while it's lit!
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 06:58 AM       
When you apply for a job via email, and you send your CV as an attachment, should you also send your cover letter as an attachment, or just type it in the email?

If you attach it, what should you put in the email? "Hey there, here's my resume:" ???

I haven't applied for a job since the invention of email.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 07:13 AM       
I'd do both. Just to be safe.

Usually what I saw with incoming resumes was something along the line of "Please find attached my CV and cover letter", blahblah. Please feel free to contact if any questions, blahblah, looking forward to hearing from you blahblah.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 07:34 AM       
Fair enough, I'll attach it. Ta.

Oh, while you are here; how does one address a female manager? Mr. Blah is easy enough, but Mrs. Blah might be an assumption, and Madame seems even worse.

I'm not going to get this job.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 09:28 AM       
Ms. Maybe?
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 10:09 AM       
yes, Ms. or Ms (depending on where you are) is appropriate.

Sorry was late on the reply.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 11:30 AM       
In my capacity as personal flunky to the director of a big ER, I saw all sorts of elaborate ass-kissery, and some of it was pretty funny.

The resumes pretty much disappeared into his office. I don't know if he kept them or shredded them or what.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 11:34 AM       
Lol, that'll get you fired on the interview. Totally worth it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2010, 11:55 AM       
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When you apply for a job via email, and you send your CV as an attachment, should you also send your cover letter as an attachment, or just type it in the email?

If you attach it, what should you put in the email? "Hey there, here's my resume:" ???

I haven't applied for a job since the invention of email.
I was taught that you put everything in the body of the email so the company doesn't have to worry about viruses in your attachments.
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