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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 07:01 PM        Rog, how did you get such a HOT wife?
You see I was wondering, & no one I asked seemed to know.

And why exactly didn't anyone announce that you lost your gay live-in boyfriend so Doopa could have a bigger art room?
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
Before anyone comments Doopa on her looks, they should know that Mock is a master of Photoshop...
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 04:04 AM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 10:05 AM       
Well since you probably don't know how we met, I'll share the story with ya real quick.

Just before my 2nd year of college I got a job at Answer City doing computer tech support over the phone. That company is now dead, but it used to be Circuit City's helpline for customers who purchased crap from them. I told my friend Bill (Killing Joke as some of you know him) that I had just gotten a job there and he told me that one of his friends, Re, just got the same exact job too. I didn't know who she was, but he told me that I should keep an eye out for her and he told her to do the same for me. So, the first day of work rolls around and I spot the one dame who I think it could be, and sure enough it was her. She was pretty shy, but I've always been a complete ham, so I had no problem talking my head off and doing nothing but joking around with her instead of getting any actual work done in our training classes.

Anyway, my pursuits continued and after about 2 weeks of working there, I smoothly asked her if I could sleep over because she lived much closer to work and I wouldn't have to get up so early in the morning to drive there. So smooth. Well anyway, make a long story short, she knew what I was up to and it wasn't much longer before we kissed and I had practically moved in to her place. We lived together for about 2 years and the rest be history.

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And Boogie, stop telling people the truth. How am I gonna live in my imaginary world if you keep pointing out that I drew my wife in Photoshop?
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 10:27 AM       
A little off-topic, but it's nice to know that I'm not the only one that has expeirinced the Hell that is Phone Tech Support- I work for an ISP as Tier 1... About ready for a change of occupation...

I love that synopsis.. Esecially the "Can i crash at youre place, work- spiel" hahaha I gotta try that one sometime... hehehe
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
That is a beautiful story, Mock.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 01:34 PM       
It doesn't beat the polka-romance I wrote for SSA, though.
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
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I smoothly asked her if I could sleep over because she lived much closer to work and I wouldn't have to get up so early in the morning to drive there.
Fucking genius! I am writing this shit down...
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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Is he saying they had sex before they were married?

Thats a sin, and I am very disappointed in the both of you
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
FS, what thread was the SSA story in again? I saved it to my comp but the blaster got me and I had to erase my hard drive, then I got a new comp anyway.
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 10:20 PM       

"IF THIS PICTURE DOESN'T BREAK YOUR HEART, YOU'RE A COMMUNIST."
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 10:54 PM       
DID YOU GUYS HAVE YOU KNOW S-E-X ??
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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 12:32 AM       
It does break my heart, all the cookie monster wanted was a fucking cookie.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
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Dude, RoG is a flipping stud. How could he not get a babe? Makes me question my sexuality.
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
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"IF THIS PICTURE DOESN'T BREAK YOUR HEART, YOU'RE A COMMUNIST."
Who is this girl? She looks so innocent that ...
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 07:55 PM       
Hey Mike! Long time no see! Wherv'ya been?
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Old Sep 20th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
I need a friend like Killiing Joke so I can meet me a hot wife and sleep at her house and have premarital relations too
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