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camacazio · #**5126**

Good, we're making progress. Who else is willing to admit it?

Matt Harty · #**5127**

watch out guys i think i hear james coming

James · #**5128**

Eh, for what it's worth, I've been talking to her on AIM for a while now, and she's a really great person to talk to.

BUT EVERYONE STAY THE FUCK AWAY BECAUSE SHE'S MINE NOW.

camacazio · #**5129**

Stockholm syndrome!

Matt Harty · #**5130**

Wait until they start talking on the phone.

"hi its james from i-mock"
"hey"
"did you think i would call?"
"no, and im actually kinda bus-"
"cause I was thinking we could meet sometime"
"......"
"HELLO? SHE HUNG UP MOM I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD

"
"No actually i'm right here, listen..."
"No you know what, i'm sorry for calling. I really thought we had something and I thought that maybe for once in my life i'd found someone. It's just nothing ever goes my way in life, I had this dream that me and you met and had kids and a nice life. Listen I know it sounds like a long shot but if we tried this could really work. forget it seriously i'm so embarrased"
"zzzzzz"
"Hello?"
"oh sorry I was taking a shit, good thing you woke me, wouldn't wanna fall in!"
"HAHA SHITSTORM REMEMBER ON I-MOCK HAHAHA?"
"*FART*"

James · #**5131**

That's pretty much how our IM conversations are.

camacazio · #**5132**

Too bad Terra isn't here to storm us with shit.

Matt Harty · #**5133**

She'll jump in after she's finished jumping in on every other thread in existence.

HickMan · #**5134**

I haven't seen a picture of terra, but I bet I'm hotter

pjalne · #**5135**

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Originally Posted by ArrowX

I thougt you died in the great bannings of months past. But I guess I was wrong. Now put these fucking newbies in their place

Helm · #**5136**

I also wish Terra would migrate to a message-board more to her style, which is to say, a message-board full of morons. But sadly, now that people want to see more of her boobs, she's not going anywhere.

Terra · #**5137**

Gee there's another message forum full of morons? Show me where it is. Obviously you guys know where they are.

Helm · #**5138**

blah blah blah

Terra · #**5139**

And by the way, why are you here instead of watching the Olympics? Aside from the touristas, I would have thought this the opportunity of a lifetime to see. Not to mention the burgeoning economy over there just from the steroid sales.

FS · #**5140**

Less bullshit, more pictures.

Terra · #**5141**

You first.

Supafly345 · #**5142**

Underbite.

the[Hitman] · #**5143**

I love how some people equate beauty with breast size.

Terra is an average looking chick with a huge rack, so she gets admiration from a fanboy populace of 14 year olds who still jerk off to Simpsons porn.

Perndog · #**5144**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

And by the way, why are you here instead of watching the Olympics? Aside from the touristas, I would have thought this the opportunity of a lifetime to see. Not to mention the burgeoning economy over there just from the steroid sales.

I hear Greece's economy is looking to take a hit because of the Olympics, actually. Could be wrong.

James · #**5145**

Quote:

Originally Posted by the[Hitman

]I love how some people equate beauty with breast size.

Yeah! I'm sick of people doing that here! Like... umm... err...

Oh wait, NOBODY'S done that here. Apparently you're the one associating beauty with breast size.