how is your life going?

[Big McLargehuge]

my life is kinda strange, strained by drugs, alcohol, and bad jobs. I gotta girl, she is wonderful, but thats all i got goin. I got kicked out of school for not going to classes, now i need to community college it up till i can convince a real scool to take me back.


Tell me about you so i can feel better.

[Esuohlim]

I don't drink or do drugs and I have a great girl too and on top of that I'm kicking ass in college and my summer job is tops!

Glad I could help!

[noob3]

community college is cool man don't let that bum you! just quit doing drugs i don't know how your life is being strained by them! more like your wallet! take control of your life, dude!!!

what are you smoking on anyways man some crack?

[Big McLargehuge]

no just pot, and k, and mushies, and MAN MAN


Edit: i forgot GABAPENTIN. my favorire

[Emu]

Tomorrow I'm moving to Florida to pursue a possible teaching career and move in with my girlfriend. I'm feeling healthier than ever and my life is grand.

[Big McLargehuge]

Just wait, the shit will get you. It got me. Happy can evaporate, it happens slowly. nothing makes you sadder than love. Especialy Crazy sexy love.

[Yggdrasill]

I have no friends who respect me. I am disposable in every sense. I live off of social security payments. Anything else you ungrateful retard?

[MLE]

Chojin and I are getting married next year, but my job sucks! Anyone want to buy a cell phone?

[noob3]

I'll buy a cell phone, what kind do you offer? Do you have that Samsung that's thinner than a Slvr?

[Big McLargehuge]

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill

I have no friends who respect me. I am disposable in every sense. I live off of social security payments. Anything else you ungrateful retard?

My dad, who has had three, yes THREE, heart transplants, has recently lost his social security because he works too much. But working as much as he does (which he has to do to support his family) causes him health problems such as gout and recent bone infection thus upping his medical bills that he can't pay because he just got a bill for $15,000 to pay back the goverment for social security that they didn't think that he deserved. did i mention that i am 22 and already, thanks to a brain tumor, have over $20,000 in medical bills.

As for your problem, stop being an idiot an get a FUCKING JOB, if my dad can do it, so can you.

[GADZOOKS]

I've been pretty sick the past two weeks and a few of my pals are away on vacations but that has been the only lowpoint of the year. I'm well on my way on starting a career I'm really going to enjoy and I'm having a lot of fun!

Just remember to have fun as much as you can. What's the point of success if you are miserable all the time? You don't get that time back!

As for missing a lot of classes I use to be like you and missed quite a few in college. What I did to remedy that was allow myself to miss two classes a semester as personal appointed vacations (ME TIME). It worked and I did great!

If it makes you feel better I am watching a terrible episode of Becker right now.

[Big McLargehuge]

Thanks homeboy, that's the shit that i am looking for.

[Noodles]

I got My tonsils removed and I couldent eat any thing cause it hurt like hell, but im all right now.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey, that is kinda like watching your dad slowly die.

[Noodles]

Wouldnt it be in reverse...?

[Guitar Woman]

I unlocked everything on Mario Kart and am feeling very smug about it. It's a good thing you asked, because I have been dying to tell somebody!

[GADZOOKS]

Welcome to 2005, you watch those Critic webisodes yet?

Here's a synopsis of that Becker episode, bigMcLargehuge so you never have to see it.


Part 1: That fat monster from Lost is talking to the blind person. He seems to hatch a scheme with him but I couldn't hear anything with the sound down. I turn it up only to see it cut to the terrible theme song, which sounds like something that would be in the poetry slam that Mike Meyer's character in SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDER attends.

PART 2: I see this thread and post in it, giving sage advice. When typing it I hear the words "I know he's old but I need money for my student loans". I assume it's a tasteless sex joke and a slight at Ted Danson.

PART 3: Becker is in the hospital with an arm cast. A black woman who reminds me of Howard Stern's producer gives him some cigarettes even though it's illegal to smoke in hospitals as hospitals are washed with gasoline. Becker decides to remedy the situation by smoking out the window. A docter comes in and puts the cigarette out promptly. Becker passes the buck to his black female companion, who he labels "an enabler".

PART 4: I get distracted by making a grocery list in which I finally remember to put Colby Jack Cheez-Its on the list. When I look back at the TV I see Becker in his apartment with his cast making out with the doctor who put out his smokes. It is then I propose a theory that Becker is a terrible show.


So there you go, dude. If you ever see any of these clues when you are watching a Becker episode (the arm cast being the best hint) you should turn off the TV and use that 30 minutes to do something for yourself.

[Big McLargehuge]

I don't watch much tv

[Sethomas]

I think I'm going to find out how my life's going on Wednesday. I got a phone call last week from "University Division", and I think they want to have a nice little chat between me and the director over whether or not I should return to the University. I would love to return to Chicago to get my degree, but I know that the dean there is scared shitless of me and hate my guts.

For the first time in years I'm working regular hours rather than just going to work when I feel like it (which my supervisor at my Geology job was cool with, yay nepotism) so I like having money to spend.

See loveline for the rest, I guess!

[Big McLargehuge]

you, seth, are a beautiful idiot

[Big McLargehuge]

Not to say that you are unintellegent. You are just beautiful, and maybe idiotic.

[MLE]

Originally Posted by noob3

I'll buy a cell phone, what kind do you offer? Do you have that Samsung that's thinner than a Slvr?

actually yeah -I just ordered it for myself! it's called the samsung blast and has a type of qwerty keyboard like a blackberry pearl. it's super cool ;>

[Rongi]

my summer is mostly boring and uneventful, but i got to see sonic youth so that was cool

[ItalianStereotype]

I work at a restaurant, am trying to finish school, drink too much, loudly tell mexicans exactly what I think of them, and post somewhat androgynously on my favorite internet message board!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

At least we're not this guy.

Originally Posted by Juttin