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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 08:14 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 09:21 PM       
So, in my DELTA class, my teacher has a habit of making me elaborate on an essay on more and more topics; when I wrote my essay on the war in Afghanistan, she wanted to know more SPECIFICALLY about the Taliban, and write another paper on them. Then, she wanted me to write an essay on how I, personally, would end the war. So, after ten minutes of me arguing that 'how the hell should I know how to end a war?!', I wrote a bullshit essay in five or ten minutes about how we should just make all of Afghanistan a huge paperweight by nuking every square inch. I tried to make it as right-winged extremist as I could. Can't wait to see her reaction when she gives it back.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 10:22 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 12:51 AM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 12:59 AM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 01:36 AM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 11:16 AM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:31 PM       
my neice has the swine flu and its pretty hard core. I have a feeling shit is gonna hit the fan with that soon.

And they asked my wife to go babysit their other kids which is just great...
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:33 PM       
So far I have no knowledge of the effects of swine flu. If kahl says it's hardcore, I feel sorry for his niece.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 04:36 PM       
Any idea where/who she got it from?
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:24 PM       
No idea.

but ive read some stories about how its starting to circulate in schools and stuff...

Another thing to be concerned about is that, even though the swine flu is supposed to (according to the doctors in the ER) make you vomit, she hasn't been vomiting or anything. basically, when she came in her symptoms would not have matched the description of swine flu.
But they are going to put her into quarantine :O
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:31 PM       
Oh man, she's mutating the strain! But no, I hope she gets better fast. I get the feeling she is pretty young and quarantine is no fun for any age, but being 5-12 would really suck.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:39 PM       
H1N1 Flu AKA "Swine Flu"

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The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea.
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  • Stomach symptoms, such as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea, also can occur but are more common in children than adults
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:44 PM       
About the same shit... Its no worse than regular run of the mill flu. Just a different strain. They are already working on a vaccine that will be out in October. Developed the same way the garden variety flu vaccine is. If anything the H1N1 is more mild because its not quite as hard on the elderly for some reason. They are guessing because there was an H1N1 "outbreak" back in the 70s and there immune systems have some previous experience with it.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:46 PM       
Not to say that the flu doesnt suck or anything. Just that its not as big of a deal as the news would make it out to be. Wash your hands. Take some medicine. Go to your Dr if you need to...
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:48 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
2 Kids at my wifes school have had it gotten better and come back to school. One of my moms best friends has had it as of last week and while I havnt talked to her this week I havnt heard that she died.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
Its cool. Like I said its not like the flu doesnt suck because it does still suck. I wouldnt wish it on anyone and I really hope that Khals niece gets better soon.

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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:09 PM       
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:10 PM       
That's essentially the thing Sanjay Gupta said when he just got it. It sucked, but he took tylenol and fluids, and now he's fine.

I don't like how they're pushing a vaccine that's not yet out of clinical trials.
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Old Sep 24th, 2009, 06:11 PM       
Because of your lowered immune system can you get vaccinations? Or are they to much for your system?
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