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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 01:48 AM       
Question please
If you fail religion do you go to hell?
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 02:17 AM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 02:25 AM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 11:14 AM       
i've got a funny story, but i don't tell stories funny. so i'll just relay the information, and you can revise it funny. :O

i got "the wizard of oz" on dvd for christmas. it's one of my all-time favorites; i remember being a kid and getting so excited weeks before it made its annual appearance on network tv.

my two-year-old son has apparently been bitten by the same bug. he wants to watch it again and again. he'll ask to see certain scenes, like where dorothy throws water on the witch. or where the flying monkeys take dorothy away. or where the munchins dance. or whatever.

well, the other day when my husband stopped to pump gas, the kids were with him. so he pulled up to a gas pump right next to an african american man, and our precious two-year-old said, "look, daddy, a flying monkey! the flying monkey pump gas? yah. that's right. the flying monkey pump gas."

luckily, the man didn't hear him, but still. it's one of those many times when you want to laugh but you just can't laugh because what kind of parent would you be then...
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 11:20 AM       
I would have laughed my ass off :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 12:09 PM       
I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 12:26 PM       
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I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O
That's what I thought!
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 12:38 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 01:22 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 01:53 PM       
danny your hair is sexy :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:04 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:04 PM       
its even sexier now ;>
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:06 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:10 PM       
A SIMPLE QUESTION.

Since I was away for a couple months...
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:12 PM       
That's the kind of question a ****** would ask.
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:16 PM       
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I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O
Good, because I don't.

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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:19 PM       
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What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.
You must be thinking of someother place. We're totally allowed to say fucking bitch dickhole.
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:20 PM       
FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:22 PM       
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FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!
I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties.
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:23 PM       
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That's the kind of question a disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice would ask.
Also, I am a Causasian Africanasian. My grandmother is a darkie and she came from an interracial yellow family.

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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:32 PM       
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I come out dressed as Hitler...
Hitler? Really?


Dude, that is just so wacky!

I mean Hitler? WA-HA-AK-IEEE!


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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 03:34 PM       
:lol i finally decided to read it ;x
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 04:18 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2007, 04:24 PM       
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He-she-it degusts me
That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

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taste with relish; "degust this wonderful soup"
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