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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:26 PM        ...And we get a cowboy?
Masked wrestler will continue with disguise after election win

A masked wrestler has won a seat in local elections in Japan and says he'll continue to wear his disguise at meetings.

The Great Sasuke won a seat in the Iwate Prefectural Assembly, gaining more votes than any of the other 11 candidates.

The 33-year-old professional wrestler says he will champion the cause of others in his battles out of the ring.

"I want to do my best to combat medical problems and eradicate child abuse. I also want to work in the assembly while masked," he said.

The Great Sasuke was endorsed by the Liberal Party, reports the Mainichi Daily News.


Story filed: 10:00 Monday 14th April 2003



That's SO awesome!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:18 AM       
I always love seeing those new reports of fights breaking out in foreign parliaments. How great would they be now?

Sasuke: And I say, we need to pump more money into medical care!

Politician: I disagree!

Sasuke: *breaks chair over his back*
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:46 AM       
I think Chewbacca would make the perfect president.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:39 PM       
He would certainly be more articulate than Bush, that's for sure.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:54 PM       
"This just in: The President has just ripped another ambassador's arms off and is yelling a lot."
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Hell, I'd vote for that.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:18 PM       
"This just in: The President has just single-handedly reconstructed the Boris Yeltsin robot and has appointed it as the new leader of Russia."
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:31 PM       
Would the president get to wear a humongous championship belt?
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