Ok..here's the deal.

[Stoppa]

I'll leave if you all ask nicely.

[Dole]

cunt off

[Lady Ice]

well, that certainly wasn't very nice!

I take it you want him to stay?

[Dole]

Brawl hall...where the impotent 'argue' with the ineffectual in an attempt to impress the irrelevant.

[Stoppa]

I don't recall ever trying to impress this gimp.

[Emu]

Stoppa 6:32
Twice As Stoned
Twice As Cold

[Esuohlim]

MR. BUFF MCMUSCLES, SIR, YOUR PRESENCE ON THE INTERNET DIRECTLY AFFECTS US ALL. PLEASE CONTINUE TO POST YOUR GREAT ADVENTURES AND ENLIGHTEN US AT LEAST UNTIL THE INTERNET GETS OBSOLETE OR SOMETHING

[Lady Ice]

Originally Posted by Dole

Brawl hall...where the impotent 'argue' with the ineffectual in an attempt to impress the irrelevant.

That might be true if I had the ability to be impotent.

I take it you're impressed?

[Bennett]

no that just means you're ineffectual

[Sicktodeathmx]

And irrelevant.

[Matt Harty]

And annoying, stop using purple immediantly.

[Stoppa]

Ineffectual and irrelevant.

Yeah.

That TOTALLY explains why Rear-Entry and Backdoor here replied to you, Ice.

Now that you two have talked yourself into a vertigo seizure, stumble over the line marked, "Just Got Owned", take some Drammamine, and shutthefuckup.

[MEATMAN]

In the "I don't appreciate spam E-mails!" topic:

Originally Posted by camacazio

I WISH STOPPA MADE PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ME SO I COULD RESPOND WITH STUPID SHIT TOO!

I feel the same way, yet he somehow manages to be on when I'm not.

[camacazio]

Don't quote me

[MEATMAN]

Originally Posted by camacazio

Don't quote me

[Anonymous]

Hi Stoppa! :> Please go away :>

[camacazio]

Originally Posted by MEATMAN

[Anonymous]

Hi camacazio! :> Please go away :>

[Stoppa]

Originally Posted by MEATMAN

Well, herein lies the beauty of bulletin boards such as this one. It's not like a chatroom, where the sentences and words are always scrolling, and you have to be there in the present moment so that you may answer them.

No-no!

With a place such as THIS, you can just type and type till your ignorant-ass lil' heart is content, and it won't matter if I'm here or not.

Because the sentences won't leave.

Unless you really piss someone off, but you're in no danger of that. From what I see you kiss a sufficient amount of ass to keep such a tragedy from happening.

But..I digress.

See, it won't matter if I'm here when you are or not, because the sentences that you have typed will stay here, waiting on me.

So you're never in any danger that I'll MISS the sentences, and then not be able to mock, scorn, and generally own your tired, trivial bullshit spewin' ass.

Because of a place such as THIS, where the words don't leave, and we don't have to be here TOGETHER, I can assure you, I will always be here to verbally berate, besmirch, and beat the living (and dead) shit out of you.

Isn't that a nice thought to have as you wank off to pics of Macauley Culkin, eat that last pizza slice, and then doze off with grease on your chin, and cum on your knee?

You're welcome.

[MEATMAN]

I was just making sure you knew I was here, so you have my name to write on your ass when I own it.

[Stoppa]

When's that gonna' be specifically?

'Cause I've been waiting some 3 months now.

I have an idea.

How about you give UP your rights to all the repetitive ass-kickings I've given you, and then maybe we can work on you owning mine.

Y'think?

Hell, I'll make it easier for you...

call me a stoopid-head.

Think about it.

It's 93% more insulting than anything ELSE you've ever said to me, plus, the wit level used in saying it is approximately 74% greater than your standard fare.

Also, I have one toe that is slightly longer than it should be, Sure, you can't really see it unless you look really, really close, and have a measuring stick, but it's there!

Make fun of me over it.

THAT'LL teach my insensitve ass.

[MEATMAN]

Tell me something.......what the hell was that supposed to be? And why tell me about your toes?

[Stoppa]

THAT, right there, was we in the "flaming biz" like to call...a FLAME.

See, the general idea is to be INSULTING.

That seems to be the focal point of your problems.

Sure, you suck at relevance, wit, and sarcasm as well, but I figure we should take each problem as we get to them right?

No sense in sending you on a Drammamine run so late at night, right?

And I mention my digits because, well, let's face it, at this juncture in your..."war"..against me, you need all the fuckin' help you can get.

[MEATMAN]

Why do you take so long to respond to my so-called 'problematic flaming'?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Originally Posted by Stoppa

THAT, right there, was we in the "flaming biz" like to call...a FLAME.

See, the general idea is to be INSULTING.

That seems to be the focal point of your problems.

Sure, you suck at relevance, wit, and sarcasm as well, but I figure we should take each problem as we get to them right?

No sense in sending you on a Drammamine run so late at night, right?

And I mention my digits because, well, let's face it, at this juncture in your..."war"..against me, you need all the fuckin' help you can get.

OH GOD PLEASE STOP