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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 08:12 PM       
I had a weird dream too. There was this one naked girl that I've met... we didn't do anything, and I really don't find her attractive at all... then, the dream went into this weird sequence, and it was sort of like I was fighting these guys using Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven game mechanics... only then, I saw another naked chick, a girl who I really like... and I woke up.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 08:20 PM       
Were the chicks guys?
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
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I had a weird dream too. There was this one naked girl that I've met... we didn't do anything, and I really don't find her attractive at all... then, the dream went into this weird sequence, and it was sort of like I was fighting these guys using Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven game mechanics... only then, I saw another naked chick, a girl who I really like... and I woke up.
Must suck to have your own dream girls hate you.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
I had another one last night

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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
So go back to sleep.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:54 PM       
LIEK, TERRA, WE SHUD SECKS SOMETIME SOON, LIEK, I SEARUSLY MEAN THAT
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:26 PM       
I wanna secks you too.

And I think I have Priority over the retro kat cause of the avatar thingy.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:27 PM       
I still think it shoiuld be brown

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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
Awww. You *do* have priority Rainbow! Always have! You were the first to come to my defense and therefore the secks is yours.

And executioner? I like the blue better! Or maybe green?
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
That may be true, rainbowbrite, but i have a much larger weiner so there no takebacks. BUT I DUN WANNA SECKS HER NEMORE, YOU CAN HAVE HER AND I HOPE YOU GET AIDS
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:43 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:43 PM       


Thank you retro. Secks with you would have been like a bowel movement going bad.

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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
LIEK, OMG UR BRILLIANT



I HOPE WEN U SECKS RAINBOWBRITE AND GIVE HIM AIDS N SHIT, WHEN U TOSS HIS SALAD YOU GET POO ALL OVER UR NOSE
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
but brown would be funnier cause then it would be a shitstorm get it

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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:47 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 11:49 PM       
liek, omg willie
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 12:36 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 12:59 AM       
...bitch...




...yeah, bitch...
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 01:03 AM       
you're just pissed off 'cause nobody is all like i-think-you-look-cute-in-those-plaid-pants-and-shit.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 08:10 AM       
Plaid pants??

Nobody who wears plaid pants even has a dick. No wonder he types in caps. I would too if I had *something* to hide.

Executioner? Yes. I get it. Brown *is* shitstormy.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
Are you fucking Tubesock?
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
Thanks for turning this thread into the title under your name, Terra.

See, I can have a generic sense of humor too.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
hardly a shitstorm - diarrhea puddle, at the best.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
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you're just pissed off 'cause nobody is all like i-think-you-look-cute-in-those-plaid-pants-and-shit.

Got me there. I would be happy if I just heard it once.
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