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sspadowsky · #1

Mock-meet 2005 is set for approximately the last weekend of February or first weekend of March. The place is Austin, Texas. Express your interest here.

Anyone who wants to go is welcome, mid-westerner or no, unless you're a douchebag. You know who you are.

ItalianStereotype · #2

I know I'll be there. anyone else in the proximity should come too, Southwest fares are really fucking cheap, especially when booked in advance.

Sethomas · #3

Hmm... tempting. I don't know if it'll work out with my school schedule, though.

Mockery · #4

I'd come out for it possibly, but I'm already going skiing later next month already. Gonna have to setup an East Coast mockmeet later this year...

glowbelly · #5

i might be giving birth, soooooo, no. sorry. i refuse to have my child born in texas.

rockets redglare · #6

I recently booked a flight to Hawaii, and in doing so I payed an extra $65 to have a stopover in Chicago instead of in Houston. It's not so much that I would have minded the short time spent in the airport, but I had no desire to be on a plane full of people who would willingly opt to go to Texas.

Dole · #7

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but I'm already going skiing later next month already

I knew this site had made you a BILLIONAIRE!

GADZOOKS · #8

I hope you guys love huond.

huond · #9

I hope you guys DONT

McClain · #10

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Originally Posted by rockets redglare

no desire to be on a plane full of people who would willingly opt to go to Texas.

Nobody gives a fuck.

Count me in. Austin, eh? And Sspad's gonna' be there? HOLY FUCK MY CORNHOLE IS TINGLING! I'm gonna' wear my Incubus T-Shirt for this occasion! (haha. kidding. it was just a phase. like biker shorts and hemp jewelry)
What happened to meeting at Crawford? We could kick it w/ the Nuge! Then we could go fishin' on W's pond! Then we could scoot over to Waco and dig up Branch Davidian Cadavers and light bottle rockets out of their arid assholes! Then we can shimmy over to the Dr. Pepper museum and enter their secret lab and steal a few sips of the soda pop that makes you fly! One of us will get shredded in the ceiling exhaust fan, but no one else will care because we're high on peyote and Pop Rocks and it'll be so much fucking fun!

I'm gonna' bring a friend. He's a big scary Mexican. That's not a problem, is it?

glowbelly · #11

damn. that sounds super rad.

fucking baby

Dole · #12

cover Jacob's little ears!!

McLain does make it sound rather enticing. That man pesronifies 'Unique Selling Point'

McClain · #13

It's okay honey. You have the most special gift in the world. A little tiny baby! They're so much fun! Not as fun as fireworks and flying, but fun. You know, like, Yay I Have An Infant, Look At Me, fun.
P.S. - I'm very happy for you Karen.

Mockery · #14

What's that I hear? Is that McClain crying on the inside just a little bit?

Perndog · #15

I'll be in Austin two weeks after that. Leave me some table scraps.

huond · #16

http://www.originalalamo.com/downtown/frames.asp

this is the best place in austin i swear to god. its the best place in the world too.

McClain · #17

Thank you for the compliment Dole. Wish you could attend. We would have fun throwing chickens in to traffic.

And yes Roger, I do get a bit emotional when I talk about my baby. But I don't cry. Much. Lately. Tissue?

I took the liberty of sorting through the I-Mockery.net member list by location. I found the following people are already in the area:

Bobo Adobo is located in "The Great Mid-Western Hardware store."
Crimson Ghost is located in "The Greatest State in the Union." (NOT INVITED!)
roonTing is located in "Texas". (HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY?)
dj raver is located in "San Antonio Texas". (MUST INVITE RAVER D.J. TO MAKE FUN OF)
ItalianSterotype is located in "San Antonio, city of men's desire". (HAS GIANT PENIS)
OF THE FETUS is located "Within The Depths Of Hell". (JUST OUTSIDE OF SAN ANTONIO)
Zod is located in "Planet Houston". He has 0 posts. (WHAT A F'N LOSER!)
IAMARAVERplurplurplur is located in "mockery you suck bitch!" (DJ RAVER WILL NEED TRAVEL BUDDY)
KevinTheOmnivore is located in "Austin, TX". (SAME AS KEVINTHEHERBIVORE?)
McClain is located in "Tejas". (!)
Studio8 is located in "New Orleans". (WHO?)

mburbank · #18

Say, isn't Vinth a Midwethterner?

Dole · #19

yeth - but he can't attend due to a cytht on hith coccyxth

McClain · #20

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Originally Posted by huond

http://www.originalalamo.com/downtown/frames.asp

this is the best place in austin i swear to god. its the best place in the world too.

Interesting. I checked the calendar, and found the following two outstanding events playing at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema!
1) BOTTLE ROCKET - Wes Anderson movie with KUMAR PALLANA LIVE!
2) A STAR IS PORN - X-RATED VERSIONS OF HOLLYWOOD HITS

This is getting better by the minute.

McClain · #21

Quote:

Originally Posted by huond

http://www.originalalamo.com/downtown/frames.asp

this is the best place in austin i swear to god. its the best place in the world too.

Interesting. I checked the calendar, and found the following two outstanding events playing at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema!
1) BOTTLE ROCKET - Wes Anderson movie with KUMAR PALLANA LIVE!
2) A STAR IS PORN - X-RATED VERSIONS OF HOLLYWOOD HITS

This is getting better by the minute.