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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 04:49 AM        Lasting longer!!
Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 04:58 AM       
haha i bet if you cut your d*ck off it would take you FOREVER
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 05:01 AM       
Okay I just got our the hedge trimmers and with a quick snip it was done. I blowtorched the stub to stop the bleeding and washed off the excess char/dried blood (because I care about the ladies safety) and tried to have sex again... Your advice didn't work sir. Are there any other ideas?
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 07:20 AM       
Don't get so horny while jacking off it's just common sense
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 10:17 AM       
try thinking about bananas.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 05:53 PM       
Oh there's no problem with jacking off, it's the actual sex. How does somebody last longer during that?
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 07:01 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 09:33 PM       
eat a bag of doritos while defusing a bomb
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 11:17 PM       
Work the Kegel muscles so you can have multiple ejaculations.
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Old Jan 4th, 2006, 11:45 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 12:52 AM       
be a KLUGman
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 12:55 AM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 03:50 AM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 05:26 AM       
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Now there's some promising advice straight from heaven! I wish you all much luck in your sex lives.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 05:33 AM       
we're all probably virgins though huh?

i'm gonna go smoke a doobie and play war of worldcarft for 13 hours staright, see you faggots later
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 05:34 AM       
serious now: have sex so much that you stop enjoying it
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 11:36 AM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 03:10 PM       
put one in the wank bank first, duh.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 06:58 PM       
You don't always have time for that though. I mean if you and your girl are in the mood do you want to say hey wait a minute I gotta go rub one out real quick. Then you still have to wait 20 more minutes. After that she'll probably think your a freak and want to go home and never talk to you again.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 07:01 PM       
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 07:56 PM        Re: Lasting longer!!
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Ok ok, I really need some good tips here. How the hell do you last longer before ejaculation? I tried thinking about chairs in my most recent attempt but lasted even sooner than normal!

Gotta have lots of sex. thats how it happend for me, had alot of sex, now it takes longer to ejaculate.
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Old Jan 5th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 01:33 AM       
Hhahaha, dont listen to all these jersks, they are all virgins for all we know. Take it from a certified sexy man (that would be me if you didnt know lol) I can last hours in bed without ejaculating and my secret... do you want to know...


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but seriously, i can last like hours in bed
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 02:12 PM       
Doesn't it require a snack break if it's taking that long
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Old Jan 6th, 2006, 06:56 PM       
Why don't you go snack on some penis marc you f*cking fagoon.
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