FARTIN MOWLER SPEAKS!

[mburbank]

"Okay. Ahem. Uh, Okay, anyway, first of all, I'm a big idiot and I'm twelve. So I get on this board and I totally don't get at all that it's the second incarnation of another board that was around long time? Even though it says that everywhere? And I don't get at all that some of the people here know each other? Because my reading comprehension is shit, I mean "No Child Left Behind"? Well I am. I will be. Whatever, school is ass.

So there's this post, from Cherry, and I totally go to town on her cause I figure it will make a name for me here even though I don't get one single thing about this community because I'm a pouty little preteen and I'm completely stupid.

So I guess I'm a big dog here and it won't be like in the real world becuase there's no such thing as a virtual swirly. Anyway I hope not.

Okay, so my point? I'm the biggest numbest tit you ever met, and that is no lie. Okay, thanks, that's it."

-Fartin "I mentioned I was a pretty big numb tit, right" Mowler

[FartinMowler]

Wow what a piece of convoluted crap that was!!!! finish high school dude.

[glowbelly]

yeah! finish highschool already max! it's only taken you what? 26 years now?

[Les Waste]

Yeah Max! Hurry the hell up and pass tenth grade gym class so you can get your diploma!

[Vomit]

Yeah, dude, hurry up and finish high school!

[James]

You killed it.

[Vomit]

It was already rotting in the fucking ground when I got here.

[mburbank]

I totally will, Fartin! Alls I have to do is go back to 1980! Before you were born!

I think the most refreshing thing about you is the way you intuatively grasp a situation. hat's good, becuase otherwise, a guy as unprepared as you might come off looking like a big, numb tit.

Keep up the good work, and make some more fart jokes! Those were Great!