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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 02:15 PM        new life
so i told my boss i was leaving and it was pretty fucking funny.
I didn't realise what i big wimp the guy was.
I told him i wanted to move to Brighton and he starts offering me all sorts of incentives to stay. when I told him it wasnt about them oney I could almost hear his brian saying 'does not compute'. and then i had to tell him why i was not happy with the company which i did in a fairly diplomatic manner. Then he asks 'is it me?'. To which i replied, look James I am not breaking up with you.' which i thought was funny but he did not.
but the up shot of it all is i am now on paid leave for 3 weeks, which sounds great but is actualy quite nasty of them as it means i cant start my new job till that time is up.

anyway its good to be out of that corporate life.
I am off to take a bath and refelct on my good fortune- i suggest you all do the same.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
Well, good for you Cherry!!! I hope you let out a small fart for me when you have your bath and reflect on the fact that you are unemployed and have no writing skills.

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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 05:45 PM        huh?
well, I had my bath and felt good about life.
And then I thought I would check in on my old pals at mockery. And what do I find? Some newbie cretin having a pop.
You may think you are funny with your clever little Eastender's gag but I assure you it is going to take more than your insignifant presence to blight my life right now.

but you probably wont reply to this just yet as you are probably working nights as a jizz monkey in a peep show.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 06:15 PM        BAth time for poopy
So when you farted did something float to the top? Are you on crack or what? YOur old friends? You have 14 posts!!! I think you better just go get a paper and look for a job instead of playing on the computer. Where did you go to school? Sisters of the Virgin Hoop?
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
Awww. You should've beaten yourself up in his office and dragged thousands of... pounds out of him.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 06:21 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 06:26 PM       
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I am glad that you've made your choice and stuck with it, Gemma!
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 06:57 PM        lord o'mercy
I hate to break it to some of you but the number of posts you make does not make you
1. wise
2. clever
3.popular
4. part of the elite
5. good in bed

sorry.

blah blah, ez board, blah blah, winky's blah blah

do you home work before accusing me of being a newbie.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
Good job sherlock!!! Oh and I did see the EZ boards boring
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:02 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
Rock on Cherry. Hopefully we'll be seeing more of you online now that you are "done" with "the man" and "packing" your "bags" to move to "Brighton".
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:15 PM        What ever
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
I wont be moving my stuff down until we get a new place sorted so i wont be on that much until the end of march.
plus of course I will no longe live alone and that geek with the funny hair that i am off to live with can be kind of distracting.
but you know me, i will post when i can.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
"Mockery" is "Stealing" my on-line "Schtick".

"Congatulations" Cherry, particularly on your "Bath".
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:55 PM        Boring
I just want to appologize for the fact that I find Cherry's post boring. They have this wonderful invention called Msn for sending personal messages.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 07:58 PM       
YA WTF POSTS ON A MESSAGE BOARD ARE SOOOOOOOO BORING PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THEYRE PERSONAL LIVES THATS WHAT MSN MESSANGER IS FOR

MESSAGE BOARD DISCUSSION SHUD BE ABOUT RANDOM STUFF THAT IS FUNNY AND VIDEO GAMES GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME N00BS LOL J/K
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
STFU, Fartin. The I-Mockery Elite are trying to congratulate one of their own on her life-altering decision. Go sit in the corner with the other posters of absolutely no significance.

Gemma, I wish you the very best. Although we are all quite disappointed on this side of the Atlantic that we won't be able to see you as frequently as a result, it just gives us all the more incentive to get our asses over there. I-Mockery Summer Convention 2003 is moved to Brighton!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:21 AM       
I hope you didn't just destroy your entire life.

YAY CARNIE! A NEW DEATH!!!! It took long enough.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:25 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:42 AM       
Since when did bosses want people to stay

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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:04 AM       
did you do a little cleansing routine, cherry? you should definitely burn something. :P
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 06:48 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 10:36 AM       
FARTIN MOWLER ROCKS, MAN! That post was as insightful as his user name is hillarious! WAY TO BE MAN!!! WAY... TO... BE!!! OH! OH! I THINK I'M GETTING A CHUBBY! I AM! I AM GETTING A CHUBBY! FROM FARTIN MOWLER!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!


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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 10:59 AM       
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