NYC last year

[cherry]

i know most of the pics taken are probably in post your pic but if anyone has any and they want to post them, or even better email me them i would be very grateful. i had saved them on my old puter but that died.
I wont be going overseas for a while and i just want to get all nostalgic!

[mburbank]

Nice tats.

[I am Mexican Jewish]

Post your picture and I am ready to post from one of my "I'd hit it" collection cards.

[Carnivore]

Fine! I'm not captioning them, though!
































Those are about half of what I have. I'll do the others later.

[mburbank]

Man oh man, I am one fat SOB. If I am half as fat in real life as I am in those pictures I have things orbitting me. Thank God for that massive spade at the door to the KGB or I'd be the hugest thing in this thread. No wonder the wife has been telling me I'm so fat. It's becuase I AM!!! GOOD SWEET JESUS, WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU SAY "MY GOD, MAX I NEVER IMAGINED YOU'D BE SO GARGANTUAN, AND NOT IN THE GOOD WAY!"

I've got realy high cholesterol, too. Get to know me now before my first massive coronary and or stroke. Carnie, if you ever pick me up in your ambulance, I want you to shove "Liitle Debbie" brand "Nutty Bars" under my oxygen mask.


Oh, well, the camera adds ten pounds. I think I'll start smoking.

[noob3]

MAX UR LOW SELF ESTEEM MAKES ME CRY FOR YOU UR NOT FAT MAN PLZ DONT BE DEPRESSED U LOOK THIN ENOUGH LIKE A WAFER

[cherry]

Max, what do you need to be skinny for?
you have a wife so you dont need to worry about picking up chicks.
you are smart so you dont have to be fit for manual labour
and besides fat=funny, just look at Oliver Hardy, Jonny Vegas, Bill Hicks and Elvis the later years. You just need to get yourself a skinny side kick.

and anyway by american standards you are not fat.

[mburbank]

That's kind of you to say, if by 'kind' one means THE WORDS OF A HUGE FUCKING LIAR!! DON'T LIE TO A FAT MAN!

Oh, also? That pic where you see the back of a guys head and there's a bright white baby bald spot? Me. My head. And my lluxurious hair was all I had left. I'M DIEING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES!!

[cherry]

dammit Max, you're right.
If i were you i would check into a care home right now. otherwise you are only going to be a burden on your lovely family. They can come and visit you while your mind is still fairly good, but when the hair starts to really go it become to traumatic for the kids.

luxurious hair is a blessing to the young but if you are going to start coming it over I am going to have to shoot you.

but you should take comfort in the fact that amongst the assorted mockery freaks in those photos at least you had your youth- the rest of us are squandering it shamelessly. And in my case its runnning out very quickly. i have arthritis for fucks sake!

[FS]

"He's not so fat."

[mburbank]

Thanks, Cherry! I'm personally practicing for the rest home by shrieking "ARE YOU MY DAUGHTER?" at every Hatian I see.

[James]

LOL NEWBS U SHUD HAVE USED MSN YOU STUPID NOOBIES

[Carnivore]

Hmmmm... when to post the next set of pictures....

[mburbank]

No man is an Island...


Except me.

Actually, I've lost a lot of weight since then. I can't find one of my kids.



THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!!