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HickMan · #**8051**

ROCK STAR

Womti · #**8052**

your band's name is dr. pepper?

Comrade Rocket · #**8053**

guitar hero is the greatest game ever

Sethomas · #**8054**

I don't think I can bear to hear "Take me Out" ever again.

Hugh_Bristic · #**8055**

I think this "I'm just being honest" stuff is bullshit. No one's asking you to be honest. She didn't ask you to honestly tell her how you feel about her looks, you took it upon yourself to say jerk-like things and tried to justify it with "honesty."

And for the guy who used "slut" -- you're a total dick. Shame on you for being so insensitive, stupid and careless with your words. I hope you have a bad day.

That is all.

Sethomas · #**8056**

I wuvs you, hugh.

MLE · #**8057**

This is a board called I-Mockery. There will be some caustic remarks. I already said that's how I am. I said it much nicer at first than I usually would say it because she's been nicer than usual, but I tend to bristle when the reserves are called in.

If she's going to post her pictures on a public message board, she should be able to take a bit of honest opinions. If she didn't expect both types of responses then she doesn't understand the internet.

Chojin · #**8058**

"Honestly" Hugh, what the hell do you expect when someone takes glamour shots and posts them on i-mockery ;< Heather Michelle got the same treatment if I recall.

ItalianStereotype · #**8059**

I think people STILL make fun of heather michelle in some corner of the internet ;<

Command Prompt · #**8060**

for the record though, I totally agree with schmid

around here though we call them shamers cause too many people know what the other word means

Seven Force · #**8061**

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

I think people STILL make fun of heather michelle in some corner of the internet ;<

I think heather michelle's cute.

Cosmo Electrolux · #**8062**

was she the one with the abnormally long tongue?

Seven Force · #**8063**

Oh wait. I thought we were talking about STD.

My bad.

Esuohlim · #**8064**

Willie lit her on fire once

Seven Force · #**8065**

Willie can light my fire anytime.

Sicktodeathmx · #**8066**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

was she the one with the abnormally long tongue?

I thought she was the chick that was like "omg I'm so goth" in a Rolling Stones t-shirt

Seven Force · #**8067**

He's got them thar nigg*r lips.

Little boy: MOMMY WHY ARE HIS EYES WEIRD???
Mother: *slaps little boy* You hush up! The Good Lord made him that way! He's beautiful! All of God's children are beautiful!
Now let's hurry along son, and don't look directly into his eyes.

Happier than the average mocker.

I really need to get a shave and a haircut today.

DrGonzo · #**8068**

Hugh_Bristic · #**8069**

I know this is I-Mockery. You know how I know that? 'Cause I can read. Mockery and honesty are not the same thing. Fling all the shit you want about people who post pictures of themselves but don't say it's honesty when someone calls you out on behaving like a douche. I-HONESTY. Haha.

And Chojin, don't you sass me - OR ELSE.

(Last post about this. Promise.)

Schimid · #**8070**

Tara's not ugly or anything. She's just got the head and face of a girl that weighs 80 pounds, and on someone with an ample body it just looks weird. I'M NOT CALLING YOU FAT.

also, don't make whore faces

also, this one goes out to whoever said i had nice teeth

ziggytrix · #**8071**

wtf schimid, i thought you had a busted grill?

you get some work done, or am i just remembering incorrectly?

Schimid · #**8072**

dude that's how they've always been

Maybe I had an unflattering picture in the past. I wonder if anyone still has the pizza man picture floating around.