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Old Aug 29th, 2008, 11:31 AM        Weeping for Humanity (and Myself)
This morning I woke up, made breakfast, made up my bed, showered and did my hair.* I then left half an hour early to go to a one-hour class, whereupon I discovered my bike (and sole transportation) had been stolen. I laughed thinking "Man, that sucks" and promptly walked to the bus stop four blocks away. I missed the bus. I missed class. And as I walked back, I sobbed my eyes out. It sucks that I'm screwed; it sucks I lost $250; it sucks I'll have to spend more money I don't have; it all around sucks. But I cry because I realized people suck. They're mean and rapacious and cruel.

Stay tuned for my next installment entitled "The Price of Friendship is $428.50."

*I also brushed my teeth; and if you must know, my hair looks great!
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Old Aug 29th, 2008, 12:10 PM       
Well people do suck, there's no getting around that.

Just get a U lock for your next bike. Or keep your bike/front tire in your apartment/slash dorm.
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Old Aug 29th, 2008, 01:00 PM       
I've lost three bikes for three different reasons during my first year at school.

I decided not to get a fourth one on account of spooky curse
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Old Aug 29th, 2008, 01:18 PM       
My old Asshole Mentor (Prof. Shamus Tweed) once told me that, "People only suck if you're a sucker."

While that's not much solace for you G, it seems topical. ( ;
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
Wouldn't it be funny if the person who stole it bombs a recruiting center like that other guy did in Times Square and they blame you and send you to Guantanimo? Shit, that would make this day seem like fun.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 01:07 AM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
My bike got stolen out of my backyard today too! Both tires were flat.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 10:41 AM       
Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand.

So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 11:12 AM       
Make sure you take your bike seat too. My friend had her bike seat stolen and it was a rough ride home without it.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 05:22 PM       
Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 05:37 PM       
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Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand.

So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick.
Just when I start to miss Baltimore...
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 06:08 PM       
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Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this.
1. People often commit suicide BECAUSE they just killed their family.

2. Meh, gotta' kill something.
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Old Aug 31st, 2008, 06:22 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2008, 01:19 AM       
one time somebody told me that at some point in life you learn that everybody is a dick and just wants to screw you and you can either get mad or just let it go so I said that if these bitches ever double-crossed me I'd punch them in the face of their dick face!
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