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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 02:26 AM        Lobbing fresh excrement...........
At trick or treaters, from a upper window.
My wife has put a ban on this for this year, should i kill her. ?

I see this as a sport, one that has taken me over ten years to perfect, i can now hit children right in the face when i shout out of an upper window to draw their gaze, and now she's told me if i do it this year i'm out.

Shit lobbing or wifey is my dilemma. !


Don't get me wrong, i love my wife, but nothings more satisfying than a well placed steaming turd in a four year olds face imo, it beats any trick i've ever seen offered by the candy robbers.

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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 02:45 AM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 02:48 AM       
throw shit in your wife face, then she'll see what all the fuss is about
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 02:54 AM       
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throw shit in your wife face, then she'll see what all the fuss is about

This is part of the problem, she's a scat fiend and loves shit in the face, she see's lobbing it in four year old's faces as a waste, she wants all my excrement to herself.

Btw, where's the shit lobbing smiley. ?
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 05:42 AM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2011, 11:34 AM       
I bought some of those monkey pants. Fuck. I didn't know they were stolen.
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Old Oct 31st, 2011, 03:13 AM       
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This is part of the problem, she's a scat fiend and loves shit in the face, she see's lobbing it in four year old's faces as a waste, she wants all my excrement to herself.

Btw, where's the shit lobbing smiley. ?
Collect dog shit. Use it on your wife. She will know that you can keep her happy while you do what you love.
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Old Nov 1st, 2011, 12:40 AM       
Hmmmmm, our dog shits behind the tv and i don't usually find it for a couple of days, by then it's all dehydrated and hard, that might hurt her face and stuff, and she aint into non of that kinky pain fetish malarkey.

Then again, if i lob hard feaces at kids i could be done for assault or such like from constable Morgan.
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Old Nov 1st, 2011, 03:26 AM       
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 12:01 AM       
What you should do is get a womans purse,, fill it with shit (to the brimm so it makes a mess when opened) place it in the middle of the street and film people stop thier cars to pick it up and throw it out the window later down the road. This prank was done by the phone loosers of america (PLA) back in the 90s and it was fucking great.
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 01:39 AM       
I hve taken the liberty of translating your posts into spanish so you can reach a wider audience

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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 03:20 AM       
I've taken the liberty of translating your posts here and the other thread into a language more people will understand so that you can reach a wider audience:

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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 03:23 AM       
maybe its part of your style though to say irrelevant completely wrong shit

ill admit its pretty funny
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Old Nov 9th, 2011, 08:13 AM       
I think I remembered why I used to ban these guys.
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Old Nov 10th, 2011, 10:03 PM       
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no dude look at his avatar hes black. black guys cant be racist.
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