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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 09:54 PM       
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Oh lord, you look like one of my old store managers.
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Nobody was hurt, right?
Nope, seat belts were worn by all occupants, so the only casualty was the deer. Thanks for asking.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 11:08 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 05:21 AM       
Actually he looks more like a friend of mine from my college days. In my opinion, of course.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 05:30 AM       
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Why is that?
BECAUSE SAM LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 10:47 AM       
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OK. The photos were a big help, as they show the deer hair in the crunched up right front quarterpanel. We carry a $500 deductible on comprehensive, so it could have been much worse.

I'm just glad the car wasn't totaled. It's pretty old, and has quite a few miles, but it's a Honda, and they last forever.
Glad to hear. Honda's do last forever.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux

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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:23 PM       
Ok. I'm gonna try this one last time.

This is back when my favorite shirt fit. My eyes are weird because the sun's in my face.

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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
Nice picture, is your hair really that color or is it the sun? I love it.

The same thing happened to my three stooges t-shirt, that's why I cut it...now I only wear it around the house. *sob*
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:30 PM       
I'm one of a couple of Soulless Gingers here on imockery. My hair is more or less orange and then that color in the sun. Except one time I tried to dye it brown myself and it turned purple. But that's a long story.

I also found out that when you try to dye invisible eyebrows brown, it turns the skin under your eyebrows purple and that just looks stupid.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:37 PM       
Mine are white so I either use eyeshadow or an eyeliner pencil, just lightly. I don't want to look like I painted them on.

I tried to do mine black once and I got this really haggy purple color. Now I just look like a skunk because the blonde is coming back in, I just can't decide what color I want now.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
Yeah, I think light-colored hair like blonde or red is more or less clear and that's why the dark stuff doesn't take quite right.

I just came to terms with having invisible eyebrows.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:41 PM       
I think they suit your hair color, you don't want to have your eyebrows popping out at you.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 02:44 PM       
Might as well have everything match. I don't bother covering the freckles either.

There was a lady where I used to work who dyed her hair this weird maroon color and constantly referred to herself as a redhead. Then she tried to lump me in with it, as in, "We redheads have to stick together." I kept my distance from her.

Anyway.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
She sounds like the kind of lady that would hug you awkwardly while saying that.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 03:38 PM       
A girl at work with black hair tried to dye her hair red. It's now a color not found in nature.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 03:45 PM       
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Yeah, I think light-colored hair like blonde or red is more or less clear and that's why the dark stuff doesn't take quite right.
defenitley true -- im a natural blonde and when I had dark hair (black, brown, dark red, etc) i always had to dye at least twice to get the correct depth. especially with red -- i had to dye it brown first to get the red to stay.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 04:12 PM       
Red is hard to do. I've had mine turn out everywhere between orange and purple.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 04:25 PM       
wow purple? i had that happen once and i said "fuck it" and just left it :P

but i say yaay for you not hiding your freckles :D i have TONS of them, and i gave up trying to hide them years ago.
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 06:49 PM       


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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 06:52 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 04:28 AM       
I keep forgetting Kitsa is a Ranga'. I imagine she looks like her avatar until she posts a picture, then I forget what she looks like after a few minuets once more.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 07:40 AM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 07:55 AM       
And while we're on the subject, the first time I noticed your avatar changed from smiling-and-facing-the-other-way, to grinning-and-facing-ME, I did a massive double take.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 08:05 AM       
heh heh heh.

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