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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 12:39 AM       
Can't see all the detail since my camera was 100 bucks about 4 years ago. My roommate is the one with all the cool cameras and accessories.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 07:52 AM       
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I have the cheese from Rocko's Modern Life on my right bicep. He is the best character on the show.



I was going to get a jar of mayo on my left bicep, but eh, I have that space saved for something truly wacky in the future.
Holy shit! He's better than the salami and the bologna combined!
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 10:44 AM       
My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 10:57 AM       
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It was MarioRPG who had to work at the crazy hotel, right?
I've worked at an mental health clinic (asylum). Did I make a thread about my stories? If not, I should have... there were a few good ones in all the crazy. But yeah, they do tend to have kind of a no bs policy. I didn't deal with any self-admits but once you are in there they want to do everything to make sure you are well and not going to be a danger to yourself / others. Then again things may be a little different where I was any how.

Also, k0k0 love the idea of the cheese tattoo. Man, it's been ages since I've seen that show.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 11:40 AM       
I remember you saying a few things about work, but Newman is throwing me off.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 08:26 PM       
I remember someone telling me the shaving cream was actually dinosaur sperm when I watched that movie for the 408738758347953874598374th time. I lol'd.

Edit: Or it might've been whipped cream. I don't member.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 08:41 PM       
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My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 09:47 PM       
I expected that.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 09:52 PM       
One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 10:33 PM       
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One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.


I love when my parents do that
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Old Jul 30th, 2011, 11:04 PM       
vents *blown* out, hard to concentrate when there's a pooping toddler in the vicinity
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 02:22 AM       
Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 02:55 AM       
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I know right. I feel like I'm in line to use the bathroom and there's nothing but ladies in front of me. (no offense ladies, but you're slow)
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 02:58 AM       
Maybe he's busy trying to find someone to hold his PURSE haha just kidding let's give the ladies a hand
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 03:41 AM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 04:22 AM       
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Should we just skip him? You know he is going to give me David Tennant.
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 07:12 AM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 09:24 AM       
I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 03:49 PM       
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Old Jul 31st, 2011, 04:07 PM       
I've had friends who have had actual pissing contests to try and get the ceiling wet when drunk.
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