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Old Feb 16th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
"So... what brought you to Illinois?

Some fuck named John Hughes

'Sixteen Candles' John Hughes?

You know that guy? That fucking guy!"
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 12:38 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
"Who in this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves? Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time? And who doesn't have problems with the people they love? This is our home. This is our community." - Jim Lahey
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 02:38 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 03:17 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 11:12 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 01:27 PM       
The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small
They use small words
-but not me
Im smarter than that
I worked it out
Ive been stretching my mouth
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Old Feb 17th, 2008, 11:39 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 10:34 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 11:29 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 11:30 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 11:31 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 11:39 AM       
"Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves." - Jim Lahey
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 12:00 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 03:01 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
"Uh... speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day... Doesn't he remind you of one of those gays guys that likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?" - Bill Hicks
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 05:53 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 06:35 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
"Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint, they say he can't keep it in his pants." -Tom Waits
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Old Feb 18th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
"jupiter! i made a song! YOU ain't got one!"--the moon, the mighty boosh.
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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
"Quias ex proprio conceptu est ad aliud requirit fundamentum, non solum ut existet, sed etiam ut sit capax existendi, id est ut sit entitas realis," -- John of St. Thomas, in his commentary on the logic of Thomas Aquinas.
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I can't choose a favourite quote, but one I like that seems appropriate to you philistines is this:
"I gotta go to the shop and buy some condoms. And remember: NO SLAPPING!" -- Old Guy, in Sissy Boy Slap Party
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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 06:08 PM       
"Now you've graduated
Mind is mutilated
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Move in with your parents
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Bachelor of Arts"

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Old Feb 19th, 2008, 11:26 PM       
Blow it your ass, blow it your asshole, blow it your ass, out your fucking ass!"

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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 03:28 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
"YOU FOOL- WARREN IS DEAD!"-Some monster, "The Statement of Randolph Carter"
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