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Old Apr 9th, 2006, 06:08 AM        You didn't date...
One thing I keep seeing on this board is young people talking about how they went out w/ someone a few days, or a couple of dates.
They talk about how bad it hurt when they got dumped...
And stuff like this...

Ok, you don't get it now, in a few years you will.
YOU DID NOT DATE THIS PERSON!!!
All you did was hang out w/ this person. Even if you kissed this person, you didn't date this person...

Kids, I'm not saying fuck'em and chuck'em, No!
What I'm saying is just because you spend time outside of school, work, etc. w/ someone you like, doesn't meen it's a date.
Just because you go on a date with someone doesn't meen they are you boyfriend/girlfriend...

If you go on a date with someone once, and then you find out they went on a date with someone else, that does not make them a slut. Sucking the Drama club off for cash does.
Date, date alot of people, this is how you learn how to deal with whomever you are attracted to (by this I mean gender, types of people, what you like, how to act, social interaction, sex, etc.)...

It's healthy to date, hell it's healthy to go on bad dates, you get to know what works for you. It's not healthy to worry, be mad stalk someone you dated once because it didn't end how you wanted...

Jixby, I still love you!!!
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Old Apr 9th, 2006, 09:25 AM       
I like this thread better than my date thread. Thank you Rev.
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Old Apr 10th, 2006, 11:36 PM       
I've been with this girl for ten months, are we dating
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Old Apr 11th, 2006, 03:15 AM       
I don't know, but whether or not you're dating, you're at least retarded.
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Old Apr 11th, 2006, 02:56 PM       
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I've been with this girl for ten months, are we dating
I don't know, maybe you are just stalking...
Has she at least called you her boyfriend?
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Old Apr 11th, 2006, 03:42 PM       
Maybe she is stalking HIM!!!
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Old Apr 11th, 2006, 05:42 PM       
This is that ugly kid with hair down to his glasses and the black nail polish and oh god those belts, right?
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Old Apr 11th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
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I've been with this girl for ten months, are we dating
I don't know, maybe you are just stalking...
Has she at least called you her boyfriend?
Almost.
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Old Apr 11th, 2006, 09:17 PM       
why is my name in this thread!
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 01:01 AM       
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This is that ugly kid with hair down to his glasses and the black nail polish and oh god those belts, right?
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 01:20 AM       
haha he fucking pinned you down
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 03:13 PM       
I've been talking on AIM to this one chick for a year and I've seen a pic of her boobs. Are we dating? Please say yes. She has nice boobs.
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 03:22 PM       
You are not dating. You're just pathetic.
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 04:47 PM       
joke:
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement.
2. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
3. Informal.
1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality.
2. An object of amusement or laughter

v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
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1. To tell or play jokes; jest.
2. To speak in fun; be facetious.
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 09:03 PM       
it was a pathetic joke tho
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 09:13 PM       
That doesn't change the fact that DrGonzo is an infinitely better poster than Trash
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Old Apr 13th, 2006, 08:57 AM       
I agree with esouhlim.
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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 03:34 AM       
that is to say thank you for loving me
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 09:29 PM       
My b/f claims to be in a relationship on MySpace.

I'm just hoping he's referring to me.

How's a girl to know?
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 09:38 PM       
Man, you gotta keep them away from the internet.
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 09:41 PM       
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My b/f claims to be in a relationship on MySpace.

I'm just hoping he's referring to me.

How's a girl to know?

you were able to figure out the last one was full of shit, right? how'd you manage it that time, and why won't that work this time?

my apologies if you two patched things up and it is him to which you refer.
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 10:21 PM       
Rev danno thinks only people in a relationship can date? I mean, you can have a date with anything, and do anything, EVEN HANG OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

Oh wait, the rest of his post he calls it dating again, then calls what he previously refered to as "dating" as "having a bf/gf." Nevermind, false alarm.
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Old Apr 19th, 2006, 11:38 AM       
My ex found her new boyfriend on myspace.

Wait, is she really me ex, did we really date?
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Old Apr 19th, 2006, 03:12 PM       
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My b/f claims to be in a relationship on MySpace.

I'm just hoping he's referring to me.

How's a girl to know?

you were able to figure out the last one was full of shit, right? how'd you manage it that time, and why won't that work this time?

my apologies if you two patched things up and it is him to which you refer.
no no, I'd never patch antthing up with someone who send me emails like that. Yeah he was so full of patronising shit. I could strangle myself for wasting time with him. But it's a learning experience.

It was a bit quick getting a new bf, but I've known him for over a year as a mate and always chatted with him as such. We realised that that we'd come to be attracted to one another so we went on a date!! Taking it so so slow though, I tend to make huge mistakes in my life, but I never repeat them - each is very unique!
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Old Apr 19th, 2006, 03:14 PM       
Oh and if it doesn't work out, I intend to become bitter and twisted, adopt young girls and bring them up as Miss Havisham would. Each Estella worse than the one before.
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